Cody

Sorry I chose the life under a curse, I'll be dressed in a suit and tie in a box finally going to church

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

So damn hard to lose weight when I cook so damn good. It's a blessing and a curse

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

Watching this guy pace up and down and pick and choose each dog from the lineup at the dog show is like a super dream job

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

White Bass

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

You're always just buying the time

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

@TheCUTCH17 you're a happy girl?

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

Really hate how the Packers decided to get lucky last week... 😑

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

You're as smooth as Tennessee whiskey, and you're as sweet as strawberry wine

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

"When I was arrested I was dressed in black"

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

And then the clouds opened up. And god said 'I hate you Alfalfa'

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

@OrlandoGee_ johnny cash?

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

My head just feels happy that I got a new pillow

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Look how instinctively, the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful.

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

@StephAlizette that was like literally the only response I didn't think of...

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

John Wayne and Chuck Norris, there won't be no other men like them

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

@StephAlizette but was it worth it?

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

Both more impressive than the steeler's season https://t.co/bbNeTWJyFH

[Cody @Cody_Codaine]

Sam Bradford with a terrible throw to end the game and seal the Cowboys win