Cody

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

Made dino nuggies for my boy for lunch

[pika capital @pikacap]

“You’re laughing? Tom Brady is destroying his legacy by wrestling a YouTuber and you’re laughing?”

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

The community note really elevates this 😂

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

17 years later. Steelers winning their 6th Super Bowl title in the style of the 8-bit video game Tecmo Bowl.

#HereWeGo

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

Nice to pull out an old pair of jeans I didn’t fit into before and be able to slide back into it comfortably

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

[kennn @kennedyxxelise]

i hate when whats wrong ask whats wrong

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

if you’re a guy and you’re having a bad day just remember no one really cares ..

[wint @dril]

ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

@TheRealSweggyV

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

@bruhthisis 😂😂😂

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

They are having a real lover’s quarrel, aren’t they?

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

“The Banking Clan will sign your treaty”

“The Techno-Union- *adjusts dials on breathing regulator* is at your disposal, Trump.”

@bruhthisis @brookezanaglio

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Nute Gunray will serve as Secretary of Commerce

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

*Me to my other vanguard mains*

[Marvel Rivals @MarvelRivals]

Marvel Rivals Season 2: Hellfire Gala - Starts on April 11!

It’s the most glamorous night of the year, darling - Emma Frost herself invites you to the Hellfire Gala on Krakoa! 🌿💎 Once a year, this sovereign Mutant island opens its gates, welcoming both friend and rival alike to shape a brighter future. Now stranded in the year 2099 by a raging temporal storm, the fate of Krakoa hangs in the balance, its ecosystem suffering from dangerous chronal energy.

Can a night of glittering festivities bring unity over fine dining and dazzling conversation? Who among the attendees possesses ulterior motives or solely seeks to party? And who is the uninvited guest?

Dress your best, step through the gates, and join us for an unforgettable evening of elegance, intrigue, and power.

✨ The Hellfire Gala begins April 11th - don’t be fashionably late! ✨

#MarvelRivals #HellfireGala #Krakoa #EmmaFrost #Ultron

[Shobhit Bakliwal @shobhitic]

When it's April 2nd and your life is still a joke

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

No need for April fools when your life is already a joke

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

Silly me I forgot it's only okay when you do it

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

[Cody @Cody_JamesZ]

@Hilairious To be fair, we are a sensitive bunch