Cody

MN, born in 97, he/him

[Variety @Variety]

“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a million-dollar offer to perform in Saudi Arabia because "I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky."

"I was invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which is something that I obviously did not want to do. They offered me, I’m not going to say how much, but it was seven figures to do one show, which is way more than I’ve ever been offered in my life to do a show. But I just couldn’t be part of that. I’m not dissing anybody that took the money because I’m sure everybody that went there got a lot of money. I’m sure they had their own reasons and justifications for doing it. But I’m doing enough that I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky, and that kind of did.” (via TribLive)

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[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

this is the first time i’ve heard him speak in sentences and now i finally understand the obsession. he lights up a room

[Cody @Cody_Why_Tho]

Hello @NoahKahan my wife says you need to repeat the set list from Fenway night 4 for the Minneapolis show please and thank you my good man

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I think about this every time I drive

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

New York operates on a kind of magical realism that makes things like this not only possible but commonplace

[erinspresso @riverindaIe]

legitimately the funniest fucking tweet about he-man ever

[𝔚𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢 @_Sc4lene_W0lf]

This is like what they were inscribing on kirks bullets. It’s lowk beautiful in a way

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is so insane😭😭😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Cody @Cody_Why_Tho]

@Rivian Minneapolis!!

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I went on a date with a guy who worked for American Youth Soccer. He said basically American men's has never won a world cup because we don't have kids playing soccer in the street and Brazilian soccer is so influenced by kids playing in tight streets.

Mamdani has a 30 year plan

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

Idk, we think they look pretty neat

[🌲🪲Violette🪲🌲 @Vi_DoeEnjoyer]

Astonishing amount of people misinterpreting this as "I should NEVER have to do a MAID’S JOB" instead of "I wish I could do the thing I am passionate about and dumped years of my life into"

[‎Gabe Follower @gabefollower]

STEAM CONTROLLER GIVEAWAY 😳🔥

Seeing how many people were disappointed with the scalper situation, I decided to giveaway the only unit I was able to buy.

1️⃣ • Like & Retweet
2️⃣ • Follow me @gabefollower

Winner will be picked in THREE weeks 🏆

[Cheap Ass Gamer @videogamedeals]

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