Cody Zumbro

just another Ohioan who escaped to the coast

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

- Inciting and provoking violence
- Creating mass chaos
- Militarizing cities
- Arresting opponents

These are the acts of a dictator, not a President.

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

I’m location scouting and found this amazing listing

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

If you’re in line to see Barbie STAY IN LINE!!!

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

told the waiter my friend and i wanted to share the mozzarella sticks and they shot me on sight

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

Opening this was the scariest shit ever @Delta you trying to k*ll me

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

One day I want to be so successful that my net worth is no longer a negative amount.

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

Nextdoor is a top tier app

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

Did I message the head of HR to see if we can get a poop themed claw machine for our office?

Yes, yes I did.

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

@Jarahme Thank you for the recipe

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

This. Is. Evil.

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

I have never smelled a candle that is more foul than that of the IKEA candlestick.

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

So, apparently MoviePass is coming back. 👀

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

My calendar just gave me this update and well, it was nice knowing y’all I guess

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

@adriefairy You know it’s actually illegal to post a soup that looks this tasty without also sharing the recipe, right?

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

Yes, half of my salary goes to frequent visits @ggetLA for coffee and breakfast burritos.

No, I will not be adjusting my budget.

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

@carlymooresimon Not me thinking this was about electricity 💀

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

The GRIP Ryan Murphy has on the FX network

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

My preferred state of being is horizontal

[Cody Zumbro @Cody_Zumbro]

So I was doing a test 3D scan of my dining room, and I accidentally got my dog in the scan 💀