Cody Spenillo

Semi-world famous for killing two bears. Married to @laceyspenillo

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

Watching the Steelers offense is like watching a spider try to climb out of a bathtub

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

Mike Tomlin is better when he wears the mask

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These Steelers are exciting to watch

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Same old browns lol

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

@Saul_Says That’s a tricky one. The problem is, people are often wrongly accused and prosecuted for crimes they didn’t commit. However, if someone is with out a doubt guilty of doing something completely heinous do they deserve to live?

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

Before watching Hamilton, I had no clue that king George III was so hilarious. He gets such a bad rep for wanting to colonize America but nobody remembers his comedic genius

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

The real pandemic is how horrible everyone got at driving

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Make America Fun Again!

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

It took a pandemic for people to figure out how to use the entrance/exits at Walmart

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

Everyone trippin over these murder hornets need to chill. All we gotta do is have beekeepers show American bees the video of Japanese bees fighting off murder hornets so our American bees can learn their tactics. Pandemic avoided

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

I like working during the apocalypse, it makes me feel valued

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

How is it safer to make people wait in lines together outside the grocery store than to just let people in the grocery store?

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

@Saul_Says I feel the same way everytime I take on a new project and find the mess someone else left

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

I prefer this social distancing world to the previous world

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

For $500 bucks I’ll give the coronavirus to someone you despise

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

Somebody needs to give Joe Biden the corona virus

[Cody Spenillo @Codyspen]

People don’t like to talk about the benefits of climate change, but the best benefit by far is that ice cream shop will be open year-round. JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!

[Bill Cowher @CowherCBS]

Congrats to @JimmyJohnson on joining the @ProFootballHOF! I wonder if @AdamSandler knew he had two future Hall of Famers in the stands watching Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy?