Coffee_Bitch

Short, angry, doesn't sleep much. Likes coffee. If you don't like swearing, it's best to fuck off then. Seriously, just fuck off out of here.

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Those fuckers at work need to understand one thing: I AM being nice. Have I fucking stabbed you in the eye yet? No #soon

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@DrWhyNotWho Not so much these days.

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@PixelGuff Report me so I can have a quiet Christmas and you can spend it with the kids. On your own. Wrapping presents. Answering the same question 66.8 million times. I’m taking the gin.

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@PixelGuff can you answer your god damn phone, please! #YouPrick

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That fear of constantly checking you’re definitely on mute in a training session so nobody can hear your Netflix.

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@jamesnaylor Thanks! May not stay long.

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Can some fucker PLEASE give a seminar that is aimed above people who code using their skills learnt on babbies first vtech? *claws my eyes out with an orange* #godfuckinghelpme

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@lingmops You can’t look over your contacts with disdain at people.

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“Did you know that you can use python to add custom symbols to a map?” #PleaseKindlyFuckOff

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@charlottegore I honestly don’t have the time or attention for this basic level of bullshit that they’re peddling off as advanced #BookTime

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@charlottegore My team are nodding and saying how great this seminar is. Fucking what? I’m reading my book.

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@dr_barnowl This woman’s voice feels like a cheese grater to the brain. “Aha, yes, go on” #ReadingMyBook

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@charlottegore @PixelGuff I feel like I barely have the will to live, let alone return to the clusterfuck that is Twitter.

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I think some dissected piece of infected, fetid anus has stolen my favourite fucking Legoland cup. If I find you, you BETTER RUN #cunt

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@PixelGuff *puts hand up*

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@lingmops @PixelGuff Lovely.

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@spazdiv I have pointed this out a few times. They didn’t like it.

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I have been described at work as “a difficult woman.” I haven’t even begun to be difficult yet #cheevo

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If you love someone, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t watch them fucking eat.

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I’m at that time in my life where all I want is to remember where the fuck I parked the car at Sainsbury’s.

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@MrPSB It’s ok, I’ve had the locks changed while @PixelGuff was out.