Coffeine.co

Coffee for people that get things done.

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People are telling you to grow up because you're still out here drinking vodka red bulls instead of espresso martinis.

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This is very much real with coffee roasted and ground on-site before getting here.

However, the occurrence is close to 0 if the beans are roasted and ground in smaller batches after arriving (rare with most supermarket coffee).

It's simply a volume problem.

[zeta @zeta_globin]

did you guys know people with shellfish allergies consistently react to ground coffee because all ground coffee has a non-zero amount of ground up cockroaches which cross react with shellfish allergies

anyway that's how my boyfriend convinced me to buy whole bean

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Happy Second Birthday to all the Marines out there.

May your future ex-wife be as considerate as crayon-chan ✌

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@NoContextHumans Mosquitoes or wasps would be up there.

[𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂𝓷𝓪 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓪𝔂 @ValentyneDreams]

Coffee moments as the rain gently falls.

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

“Dad, I can’t wait to have a coffee with you when I get older.”

What my son just said.

Why is that important to me?

Cause he could have easily said, I can’t wait to have a beer or whiskey with you when I grow up.

He won’t say that though, because they never seem me drink alcohol.

I made the conscious effort to alleviate that from my life when they turned 5.

Otherwise, they would have been watching me drink booze and normalizing it into their life.

Then they would have told me, can’t wait to join you, and my drunk, clouded mind would have first pumped and said yeah boy!

Get smart.

Stop normalizing booze.

What am I drinking?
Double espresso chilled and served over a rock cube.

☕️ cheers.

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@oscarcsims Unemployment

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@Dexerto But that means everyone already saw it when they pirated it 🤨

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@bestwildclips It was funny when he uncooked ramen but now it's just criminal

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@SpeedSportLife Geez, inflation is making them unattainable 😓

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@imPenny2x The problem won't be addressed until we can make good memes about it

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Reminder that the best coffee is the one you don't have to make monthly payments for.

[gaut @0xgaut]

Remember, if you want to save money, just make your coffee at home

The coffee at home:

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Growing up is realizing coffee isn't the thing grownups drink.

It's the thing grownups NEED.

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Which one is correct? 🤔

We don't know, we just sell the stuff 😜

[gaut @0xgaut]

There is only *one* correct way to drink coffee

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What? You thought we were gonna make a post about coffee and not promote our own brew? That would be unprofessional of us. 😉
https://t.co/r1UsGdKGjP

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Afternoon slumps are mostly a consequence of digesting your lunch.

The best way to reduce it is to take a walk right after eating (15m is ideal) to improve digestion and reduce the peak insuline spike.

Coffee obviously helps, but you already knew that.

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@allgarbled The modern equivalent of going into the library of Alexandria to read comic books.

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@unusual_whales Please superimpose it with the boomer net worth so we have a good barometer.

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@Mulboyne

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Suck it up, down some coffee and get it done. Nobody else will build your dreams.

Coffeine is not the beast it could be if we were all full-time but we all put in our downtime into it.

[Dago @dagorenouf]

Good luck to every startup founder who still has a job 🥲