Cogline9

Just a blue collar guy sharing my point of view while teaching myself to create content.

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@japan_nobunaga My first thought wasn't "This can never happen" or "How ridiculous" but "The problem with putting Japan there is all of the hurricanes and storms that come up the coastline." Kyushu would probably be in for a tough time!

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@clay4647931 @Leaflit If every stand-up stopped their act because of the couple of hecklers at every show it would be the death of the artform. Take a page from their book. Turn their shitty attitude back on the hecklers for a quick laugh and move on with the show!

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@anime_omo15 @lordcthulhu93 @Leaflit Yet!

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@MetalGoddessJen There should at least be an "Ahhh fuck!" in there! And who can forget classic hits like "it's fucked!" "Get fucked!" "fucking A" or the timeless, and versatile "Fuck the fucking fucker!"

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@Ephesians2_428 @FilCrow_ In this clip we see an old woman getting robbed then a young man getting shot at point blank range . 2 commandments broken right there. Your issue is with the old white woman saying the magic word. Might be time to update your bio.

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@BrentDesantis @Achill_es99 I checked. Having Grok on each post helps. Keep in mind actual stories like these tend to have details like "A judge in X county/state". Sometimes the red flag is the information that isn't there!

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@Ultrademic dig*

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@Ultrademic That's friggin awesome! I dog how the wizard also kind of looks like an owl. Just out of curiosity, how did you make this?

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@oliverhenry This is why the good Lord created "tailgating" and "pre-gaming"!

[Ultrademic @Ultrademic]

Made this windows live wallpaper, i think it's cool! Would translate well to mobile also.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Always Funny! 🤣😂

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

They put Mike Tyson in Zelda and it’s unbelievable 😭😭

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@Leaflit Tradesmen/contractors will hike up the price for a job they really don't want to do. Sometimes it's because it's a difficult job. Other times, it's due to an annoying client. Either way, a fat stack of cash makes for a great motivator!

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@kanzashi_japan As someone who lives in the mountains and see's them frequently, I've found that beeping the horn when they freeze in the headlights gets them moving again. The worst is when they decide to cross but mistime it and right into the side of your car!

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@wakana_hoshi_ A nice throw rug would really tie the room together.

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@xmikemac This video's been stepped on more times than a cheap bag of blow!

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@Skyebrows Can we just agree that the soundtrack was incredible?

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@RolfyMartinez @nayibbukele "Fire in the hole!"

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@MeltemGezer14 @StrokingRevived @SAMURAI_PROTECT I wasn't talking about the video.

[Cogline9 @Cogline9]

@StrokingRevived @MeltemGezer14 @SAMURAI_PROTECT Married a 6 year old. Consummated the marriage when she turned 9.