Allora Cohen-Lohan

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

The way “performative” is the new f slur

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

I don’t fw trade anymore, I like dating feminine men with advanced degrees lowkey

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Learning everything I need to know how to say in German

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Pop culture in 2023: wish I could see the eras tour omg renaissance world tour is so cxnty
Pop culture in 2026: the looksmaxxing egg who just had surgery looks crazy today

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

@TheeMagda He dresses like the final boss androgenic alopecia white boy American expat in Southeast Asia, all those evil dudes are his sons

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

@ravemother True also these kinds of rly horny tweets are the real recession indicator

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Art Star by K Rizz is a masterpiece

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Gay Manhattan:
- finance jobs
- golden retrievers
- gym memberships

Heterosexual Manhattan:
- moving to the west village
- syphyllis epidemic
- begging for bumps

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

@TheeMagda @TinyTimOReilly She’s going for that doe eye 20s Betty boop retro look

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

@joyci_schecter Sweeping generalization, but I can’t prove you wrong (ndas)

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

How ppl see skinny gay guys in 2008 vs 2026

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Signs you fell off (chic):
- goose farm
- mysterious income
- front facing camera selfies, smiling

Signs you fell off (tragic):
- horny on main
- vagueposting about unfinished projects
- big moods recycling old vibes
- cropped body part selfies

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

@joyci_schecter Goyim use the term JAP too loosely like a real JAP is Bloomberg or Rothschild rich like very private and unavailable to the general public (read: princess)

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Your workflow automations had the judges gagging but your outputs were… hallucinated. I’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Forest Hills, Queens

[Wildscape Wonders @WildscapeWonder]

Can you identify this city without Googling?

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Making a silver Italian charm bracelet

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

There could be 100 people in a room and 99 of them aren’t able to read

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Living in hells kitchen

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

There are nails girls, face beat girls, gym girls, hair girls, but where are the hat girls? Like yes straight out the millinery with a brand new personality, she’s serving details, movement, storytelling

[Allora Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

Samsara is so toxic, wanna go no contact