Emily 🍀🦌

elton john, obi-wan kenobi, and roman roy my beloveds 🚀 ❤️

(she/her, 28)

[KonKonXo @konkonxo]

@isaiah_bb Republicans are deeply whipped submissive good dogs and live off the worldview that you can never advocate for yourself because of what someone else will do to you like it’s an inevitability of life instead of going after that someone else.

[Oliver Jia (オリバー・ジア) @OliverJia1014]

Logistical and cultural reasons aside, I still think the biggest reason why Europeans don’t want air conditioning is because it would be conceding that one aspect of American life is objectively better than theirs lol

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man sorry for being weird and evil last night. It’s just that I’m weird and evil

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

@blacros_ I've seen multiple people say that gluten intolerance causes damage that hurts the body's ability to absorb vitamins. might be something to look into

[mr. probably gay @powcampsurvivor]

this was such a weird thing to witness as an outsider. the perception of the girls shipping them at the time was that they were borderline schizophrenic and hallucinating signs that weren’t there. then 17 years later they’re like “yeah actually we were together the whole time”

[Malcolm De Dodd @MalcolmDeDodd]

@nise_yoshimi

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

@CuteBatsy god i still need to watch/listen to billy Elliot. I know I'm gonna love it

[Trang @CuteBatsy]

https://t.co/HJRwgnQAcb THEY FUCKING UPLOADED DEEP INTO THE GROUND TOO MY GOD WHERE ARE MY ELTON MOOTS AT!!!

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

BANGER??!?

[Trang @CuteBatsy]

https://t.co/KNlBC6ewPk JESUS FUCKS SOMEONE UPLOADED THE DEMO VERSION OF THIS SUNG BY ELTON JOHN!! NEVER KILL YOURSELF YOU MIGHT ONE DAY FIND THE IMPOSSIBLE LIKE ME FINDING BOTH BE PREPARED AND ONCE WE WERE KINGS SUNG BY ELTON JOHN

[DB Hooper 🏀 @DBHooper34]

@electionsjoe I don’t know why you’re shaming our president for engaging in consensual findom with his boomer paypigs

[Lucy Flawless @Gloomic0rn]

@bleureivers "I never tell my kid no, that's abuse!"
15 yeats later
"Why is my kid a rapist"

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

@Etherors @VitoComedy Oh no, we're already there
They've been pushing anti-SSRI messages for a few months now, even in the Oval Office

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

@haakonchevalier @_induuu Oh interesting! I've never seen that edition before

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

@haakonchevalier @_induuu multiple Oppenheimer bios, the movie script, but no american prometheus? surprising!

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

IT'S FAT FUCK FRIDAY!!!

[lethi @softchatblanc]

Did you like Jesus Christ as the main character of the Bible?

[kyle 🐝 @yellowjackie96]

What the hell, sure

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

me as a wife

[kat @kyber_kat]

my dad just accidentally said that anakin built r2d2 & after correcting him my mom actually told him to pull it together

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

@DekuSeedot Right? I hope they do and I'm just not seeing them

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

this is genuinely insane omggg

[sam ノ anano @freakklok]

@Anatheman2 well given that this is how it was promoted Maybe yeah

[Emily 🍀🦌 @CoinInYourMint]

@crochetdayaway @pschofie79 r/childfree's youngest soldier lol