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Coin Parody account based on how crappy the company has been

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.@RobynGreenspan @coin pun was totally intended there.

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.@JustinCap_ @coin @LoopPay thanks Justin. Just remember I have no power to give you a refund nor do we have the money.

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hey @coin backers. the man tried to silence me so now I have to hid in the server closet here at HQ. So sad.

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.@JaySprouse @coin think of it as a loan you give your shady high school friend. You kinda knew you were not getting it back.

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.@hlfway2anywhere @homebrewchemist @coin soon it will just be closing up shop ASAP can’t sue a closed company.

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.@RobynGreenspan @coin I am the real thing baby not an ounce of counterfeit in me.. 100% real parody

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.@JustinCap_ @coin ouch there is always @LoopPay .. They work and they are shipping

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.@kmeyerpdx hey Kevin dont sweat @coin they are not affiliated with real customer service. They ignore requests

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.@RobynGreenspan @coin you are out of the beta.

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.@JustinCap_ @Coin just get an iPhone 6 … that is what everyone else is doing

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.@thoughtsofone @jonathanmayfld @coin well it is hard to keep things straight when you are drinking just to survive

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.@moranlec @coin if you don’t get a response in 5 days just wait longer

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.@jurneekaKC @IProduceTV @coin @KTLA well I guess our Facebook campaign was not as good as we thought

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.@Steve_Lockstep @aaron_mason @coin well it seemed like a good thing at the time .. Looking back it might have been not so good

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.@kmeyerpdx @coin we saw how many follower you have and it just is not enough for our marketing efforts

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“@keithryan85: Hey @coin you suck!” That is a good one.

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.@thoughtsofone @coin I know every one got a turn walking him around SOMA.

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.@thoughtsofone @coin well yeah because we spent it on a pet giraffe

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.@michaeldeguira @coin send them to me I’ll post them

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.@_bradmerrill @coin pffft why it’s only apple we got this…..not