Ruby Red

Loves kittens & unicorns and stabbing people in their sleep. "Maybe I'll be 48 and die in the gutter in Paris.",Patti Smith

[Ruby Red @CokeWDrano]

@mz_zette Was it one of those types of events- where everyone spits, not swallows?

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@3EBLIFESTYLE If you're at the end of the night and you aren't puking in the bushes, you're drinking too slowly and too little. #Tequila

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@puturhandswhere Yeah, you can't kick someone in the face because their ball handling skills are sub-par. But also, Charlie's dumb. Or hopeful.

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@puturhandswhere I always felt sorry for Charlie. Lucy is a straight up, sadistic, psycho bitch. #TakesOneToKnowOne

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@mz_zette @Akopp @Kryzreid @VicBigley I thought women could go there all the time. It's men that can only go there once before they need a nap.

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@mz_zette @Akopp @Kryzreid @VicBigley And bring something SJ approved for sucking. Like something you could suck over & over, not just once. What's that word...? #ReusableStaws

[Ruby Red @CokeWDrano]

@mz_zette @Akopp @Kryzreid Yeah, I think we need @VicBigley to come donate a banana and a recipe.

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@mz_zette @Akopp @Kryzreid Is there also going to be a total ban on sucking things? Some things only taste good when you suck them- milkshakes need straws. #Mouthfeel

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@puturhandswhere @3EBLIFESTYLE Can you keep it buttoned down if you can't keep it buttoned up? #Mystery

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@puturhandswhere @bellawolff1 @VicBigley @TheDazzleships If Vic's banana dreamed of being a sausage, which sausage would he be? Not a cocktail wiener, right?

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@mz_zette @puturhandswhere @nellybean @bellawolff1 @VicBigley @3EBLIFESTYLE @AlexLeCavalier Yes, I was very wrong. How awful of me to not even consider girth! I think Vic needs to spank me.

[Ruby Red @CokeWDrano]

@puturhandswhere @bellawolff1 @VicBigley I don't understand your sentence. Did you mean "BIGLEY ENOUGH"? And yes, you're right, Vic isn't about the small meat.

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@puturhandswhere @mz_zette @nellybean @bellawolff1 @VicBigley @3EBLIFESTYLE @AlexLeCavalier How big is "BIGLEY ENOUGH"? Would I use a ruler or yardstick to measure it?

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@mz_zette And they have to look at Ivanka's ugly ass shit all day. How much should she pay to make up for that? #FamilyofGrifters

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@meghantool Heaven must have a heck of a band: #RIP Bowie, Prince, Chuck Berry, Clyde Stubblefield, and now Cornell.

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@bellawolff1 @puturhandswhere If Vic's banana weighs more than a 1/3 of a pound. It's cheaper to pay the 19 cents. Unsolvable w/o more info. Need @VicBigley to help

[Ruby Red @CokeWDrano]

@mz_zette @nellybean @bellawolff1 @puturhandswhere @VicBigley @3EBLIFESTYLE @AlexLeCavalier You still gag? #practicemakesperfect

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If I write a song&put it out there,it's not mine anymore.It takes on a life of its own&when you listen to it, it becomes your song-C.Cornell