Bella Wolff

Emma's mom. Cheap ass. Professional dreamer of dreams. Terminally Grumpy

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@mz_zette @kare_kari @BritRae85 @mel_pollen @kevinbsmithjr @BuffaloRoam9375 I know what you think I'm going to pick, because of the season, so...

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@nellybean @BritRae85 @mz_zette Lizzo??? And no, living in Seattle is less white than living in the Midwest. It just is. Ffs, I could eat in Seattle. Wouldn't want to because of the ABOMINATION.

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@mz_zette @kare_kari @BellaChan8219 It's the Midwest. In winter. I think they need to allot at least 3 to 7 days for flight cancellations and airport closures. So, one day is cutting it too close

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@mz_zette @BritRae85 @BellaChan8219 Use your phone, they have free apps . Although my phone is old and the altimeter sucks so in between that and the shitty battery that doesn't hold a charge for long, I still come up 10 to 30 percent short. I've tracked it via GPS and a treadmill.

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@BritRae85 @nellybean @mz_zette @BellaChan8219 I don't like the peanut butter to chocolate ratio in the eggs. And I don't like popcorn except I like it the Hawaii way. Sometimes. We mix in arare...rice crackers. And sometimes sprinkle furikake, like seaweed and stuff. So good.

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@BritRae85 @adevens @specialk1041 I got you Kenny. Love capers too

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@kare_kari I'll be in his freezer. Or just my head. Come join me, we'll be cold and dead together.

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@BritRae85 In what ways?

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@BritRae85 @mz_zette DO NOT STOP. EVER. IF ANYTHING, HATE MORE DEEPLY...it's a moral imperative

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@BritRae85 Chia seed pudding. Almost half your daily fiber. About 200 calories if you use unsweetened almond milk. Very filling. Kind of gross tasting, though

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@mz_zette @BritRae85 @specialk1041 @spencerpratt It's a Midwest thing. (How I'm explaining everything Brittney does that I don't understand)

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@mz_zette Inadequate social skills, having no boundaries and being a cunt. That's me, BTW. Not you. I'm fine with these things

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@mz_zette @TiffanyDavid113 Nutella M&Ms. I ate over a pound in 24 hours. Tip: you really have to eat 2 at once, minimum, to get the full hazelnut flavor

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@AlisonKery NO

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@BritRae85 @kare_kari Is it full of boobs? Because I'm not seeing any boobs

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@kare_kari Oh god, one of my worst fears was that song getting stuck in my head. World's worst earworm. Beyond neil diamond suckage

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@mandieroze Oh god, just fuck off

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

So fucking happy and feeling completely motherfucking justified that I am that chick. Fuck both of you little bitch cunts. And I'll goddamn respect artists when I meet one. Being on a stage does not mean you're not a talentless bunch of hacks.

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

I got the cunt who posted this into soundcheck for free. That's first. Second, Jimmy Eat World sucks ass, so fuck that. I paid to sit through them stinking on ice. Third, he told me off, I flipped him off and told them he they sucked. So, whatever.

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

@mandieroze Still classier than the cunt with the body made for a burqua who was wearing a goddamn transparent top.

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

Especially don't touch women who, if you took the time to think about it, would never want you doing it. Ffs, think before you act. Especially if you're angry or frustrated or whatever. Grow the fuck up. Grow a spine, have someone help you find your stones. Goddamn

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

So, the 3eb/JEW/Vegas Incident. Some, well, a lot of thoughts. Prepare for the thread.
1. Little Drummer Boy is so upset about how Stephan allegedly behaved to women. Didn't do or say anything to anyone. Didn't try to stop it. So, yeah, whatever.

[Bella Wolff @bellawolff1]

Again, I acknowledge there is no way. So I'll dress you down the way you did me. Women are over here. This way. Well really everywhere. Stop goddamn touching them. Show some motherfucking respect for their autonomy&personal space. Don't touch women you don't know.