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Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie. Blonde who has been outdoors once.
Top 0.01% of bad at math.

IG:@enamelnailstudio

[mεℓɩssα 🇨🇦 @mel_pollen]

So my mom suggested today that I use Twitter to find a boyfriend. I told her that only works if you're already married.

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@scrumble_eggs @oeufs_brouilles It's Lasagna

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@SabotagedSmoke Happy bday bud 🍻

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My brain is broken 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Today I woke up super determined to be productive, wrote out a long, detailed to-do list, organized it by importance and length of task, got myself all hyped up with a coffee and the perfect playlist.... and then wallpapered the inside of a cupboard instead 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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@FlynnUnbound 😂

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If you can't handle me at my hurdy durdy, you don't deserve me at my bork bork bork

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Just realized I haven't craved my emotional support pizza since before my breakup 🤔.

Fascinating how your body sometimes knows stuff before your brain does.

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@VinnysCorner1 The GOAT

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

RIP Odysseus, you'd have loved Google Maps.

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No one prepared me for becoming 'this is a good box, I should keep it' years old

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*Introverts everywhere cringe*

[Skores @Skores9q]

Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone.

Encouraging you to meet someone new.

[mεℓɩssα 🇨🇦 @mel_pollen]

@notsoscarysheri @manofletterz

[Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone]

if you love her you'll let her go and if it's real you'll spend a part of every day for the rest of your life wondering what her day is like

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"You're overthinking." Actually, no. You're under-communicating, creating confusion, and expecting me to fill in the gaps.

[mεℓɩssα 🇨🇦 @mel_pollen]

Me to @totinos pizza rolls

[efiorentino @efiorentino31]

there’s a version of me that only exists because i met you.

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@stilljoshy Man Americans get all the cool snacks

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@FatherRedMcgee Yesss show me da puggy 😍

[Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82]

She's a 10, but I'm dyslexic.