The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.
Sweetens Cove is a special place ⛳️
"It’s taking everyone’s fun things in life and in golf and combining it. It’s what we are. People call us unique, but this really is a golf anomaly, including the merchandise we carry."
- Matthew Adamski, PGA
My @tgrdesignbytw team and I made a special visit to Marcella Club in Park City, Utah to witness the incredible progress we're making. We walked the site, saw the new sod which is already installed on several holes, and directed final shaping on the holes still under construction. I can’t wait to see the finished product of our first mountain design. Video: Kyle Mcinnis
3️⃣5️⃣ in America’s 100 Greatest Courses by @GolfDigest.
We are proud to rank among the most prestigious golf courses in the country. After hosting the PGA and LPGA Tours, we are confident that we belong with the best.
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Three weeks before the deadline, the LPGA's Black Desert Championship has commitments from 6 of the world's top 10-ranked players, led by No. 4 Lilia Vu and No. 8 Charley Hull. Other big names include Minjee Lee, Brooke Henderson and last week's winner, Hyo Joo Kim.
Tickets on sale now for @LPGA@BlackDesertUT Championship presented by @GreaterZionUtah May 1-4
World’s best women golfers tee off in Utah for the first time in more than 60 years. Tickets available at https://t.co/wVh0O5Thd6 #utahgolf
Utah Legislature’s push to eliminate Daylight Saving Time (DST) and settle on permanent Standard Time comes with serious downsides. One of the strongest arguments for maintaining DST is that it extends evening daylight hours, allowing for a more active and productive lifestyle.
The Big Game is coming, and we’re bringing the heat at Black Desert Resort! 🔥
Don’t miss out on the ultimate watch party—great food, electric vibes, and game-day excitement! Who’s your pick? 👀👇
Introducing the Black Desert Resort Simulator League—8 weeks of competitive golf, amazing courses, and exclusive perks at The 20th Hole!
📅 Starts January 21st—don’t miss your chance to compete!
👉 Sign up now: https://t.co/U93ZbPgqaK
Besides the obvious Scarecrow answer, I think @BlackDesertUT was my favorite new-to-me golf course in 2024.
Simply spectacular setting.
Photo by @BrianOarGolf because his shots of this place are epic and mine don’t do it justice.
Introducing the 20th Hole at Black Desert Resort! A brand new 14,000 sq/ft sports bar with golf simulator bays, incredible food & drinks! Open to the public now! 😏⛳️
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What a trophy!
@BlackDesertUT gave us a sneak peak of the nearly 2 foot, 25 lb Championship trophy for Utah’s first PGA Tour in over 6 decades.
The colors, shape, and design are all significant of So. Utah & Black Desert resort.
The story tonight on @abc4utah at 5 & 6.
I spent some time at Marcella Club in Park City last week working on the front 9 with my @tgrdesignbytw team. We’ve got most of it rough shaped. It looks amazing. These views will never get old.
The Utah PGA is making a big splash at the PGA Show in Orlando this week with national PGA of America Secretary candidate Jared Barnes speaking at the Town Hall and Darci Olsen receiving national PGA Jr. League #GameChanger awards!
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