Colby Gray

Explorer, Velvet Elvis, Life-long Learner, Ironing Man, Coffeeholic. I am superb at parallel parking. Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

[Colby Gray @Colby_Gray]

You never know what people are going through and sometimes the people with the biggest smiles are struggling the most. Be kind.

[Colby Gray @Colby_Gray]

Explosive diarrhea parasite confirmed to be linked to leafy greens. And I’m just here to say… a doughnut would never.

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I just backed World by Storm on Kickstarter. It’s a cookbook about Louisiana cuisine by a friend of mine. Check it out on @Kickstarter https://t.co/e1YLn8Uwih

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Felt cute today. Thought the pants were giving Burberry. Sat down and realized they’re giving blueberry muffin.🥶💙😨

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Please help support Charity Runner “Colby Gray” raise money for the Crescent City Classic 10k.
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Day 1 post Mardi Gras and I already miss king cake

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Me pretending that I slept enough 🫣☕️🥸

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I’m so over all this bad news in the world. Please just take me to THE COTTAGE.

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Some people come into our lives as a blessing, others are a lesson.

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[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Refreshing the Apple Store to Preorder the iPhone...

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#NewProfilePic

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Happy MG 💚💛💜

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to be honest i am NOT feeling automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh

at ALL

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Miami is nice. So I’ll say it thrice.

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She’s middle aged European. Has a very unique, strong accent and had the same style haircut and glasses. All matched ?! Secret fling? Withess protection

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I’m in Miami for an extended weekend. Walking down the hallway of the hotel I see someone who looks like someone I knew 6+ years ago. We both stopped. Did a double take. She says “There’s no way you know me. Even if you did…You don’t and you didn’t see me here if you did”

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Cowboy like me

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@Vegasdealer21 Yep 🙃

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Accidentally treated myself to a $30 cup of coffee today... guess it's gourmet now! #NationalCoffeeDay

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@Nerdy70 Thanks 😊

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very mindful, very demure. #freshfade