Cole Nichols

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@TheMashburglar Chattanooga!?

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@Michael_Pittman Watch 1883

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

This world needs a new Pitbull banger now more than ever. We need you, Mr 305.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@nattyhope @FBI @TheJusticeDept I completely support your stance. I saw this article earlier too, however, BrownValleyObserver is satire. Fortunately, it appears she doesn’t have COVID-19.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@Michael_Pittman

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@genericgaystuff 😂😂

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

I’m so incredibly pumped that I actually get to marry this woman!

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@KatharynAudrey @bcranfield1 Can confirm. She never looks at the menu.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, thank you for gifting us with Bags’s majestic mustache. And also for having blessed him with the love and support of his loving grandfather standing awkwardly close behind him.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@masonerjared I’m on it chief!

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@Colelanders @FBI I’m still trying to decipher the secret code they use to alert the other members a meeting is on. They all rise up at once and move to the location as one, leaving you there to discuss the weather with another confused bf.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

My gf is part of an elite inner circle: BBG(Bars Bathroom Girls). They meet in secrecy for 10, 15, or even 30 minutes. I’m told by a source that the information discussed in these meetings is highly classified. It appears you cannot be grandfathered in by dating a member. @FBI

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@TheMashburglar @SEC Should have been reviewed. I agree. MSU should have taken a time out so it was reviewed.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@Blakey_Blake18 Thankkssss Blakeeee

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I just wish stuff like this would happen in front of me.. what a moment. From head phones on to FULL HAKA in the blink of an eye. I love it

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@Colelanders @JKru92 Dammit guys.. we gotta figure this out. I’ve been stressing about this all month.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

A few things I’ve learned while dating Brooke. Chicken nuggets are not only considered a gourmet meal, they are a necessity. Next, a lint roller must be present at all times, seriously, she sheds more than my dog. Last, Taylor Swift is a goddess and must be protected at all cost.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

Folks, with the “Jimi” shirts being a huge success, I’ve decided to introduce my newest addition, the Jimbo pillow. The Jimbo pillow offers variety and comfort to any bedroom set. It’s a plush pillow you can either punch or sit on. The choice is yours.

[Cole Nichols @Cole5cents]

@bcranfield1 “Oh my gosh, Cole”