Cole Cardenas

[Cole Cardenas @ColeCardenas]

Love me like boosie loves joe burrow

[Cole Cardenas @ColeCardenas]

kid cudi doeeeeee

[Cole Cardenas @ColeCardenas]

pancake and sausage in corn dog form HITS SO DIFFERENT

[Cole Cardenas @ColeCardenas]

@_AndeKarim @KelsiKardashian u

[Cole Cardenas @ColeCardenas]

@Gordough_ @Stevie_Timp

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

Ok but is the daughter making any effort to see him? There’s 2 sides.

[Cole Cardenas @ColeCardenas]

@ZO2_ This a good tweet

[bobby @bIondiewasabi]

u ever have sex and then don’t shower for the whole day and then go to scratch ur balls and ur greeted with the fresh aroma of french onion marinated pussy juices that have been intertwined with ur testicular musk and u can’t help but raise ur finger to ur nostrils and inhale dee

[Christin @hexprax]

Telling a kid that wants a bite of something youre eating that it’s “too spicy” . Absolutely iconic lie

[Cole Cardenas @ColeCardenas]

@comicalpoorman Relax

[St. Nick @nick_offtheblok]

It’s nice to have nice things

[Cole Cardenas @ColeCardenas]

Gotta make brussel sprouts more attentive at crawfish boils

[ESPN @espn]

Lil Wayne included 24 seconds of silence on the 8th track of his new album in honor of Kobe Bryant, he confirmed to Fox Sports.

Respect 💜💛

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Cashier: and would you like to donate to childrens cancer research?

Me: not today

Cashier: say it

Me: what?

Cashier: say "I dont want to donate to childrens cancer research"

Me: ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒⁿᵃᵗᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ ʳᵉˢᵉᵃʳᶜʰ

Cashier: now spit in my face

[Zack Scherer @zackscherer]

One of the greatest photos ever taken in history. It’s a god damn Rembrandt. @ColeCardenas

[Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui]

i don’t know what the hell he’s saying but i agree https://t.co/aD1OUCVEN1

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said “Sam but you can call me captain ravioli” and my dad just looked at me and said “what the fuck was that? don’t do that” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I think Joe Burrow can fix the Bengals. That’s how good he is.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This is the greatest video in the history of college football ♨️

(via @LSUfootball)