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Oklahoma🏎

[cole hocker @ColeHocker]

This ones for you angel 💚

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[Max Sterling @MaxSterlingJr]

This is a mental health incident, the man is clearly not fit to stand trial

I’ve also heard he was called a cracker and therefore we must see arrests for hate speech to find out if this was true.

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

A presidential candidate loses a national election and now wants to do away with the constitutional system by which she lost.

Seems kind of fascisty

[Fancy Boots @TexasFancyBoots]

“Please seek shelter at local bars”

[piercheney @LVpolitic]

This is a wild victory lap.

Step 1 - essentially legalize all drugs - overdose deaths skyrocket.
Step 2 - Criminalize illicit drugs again - overdose deaths drop by half.
Step 3 - take credit only for step 2.

[𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒓𝑩𝑽 @OhItsOklahoma]

Damn this is literally a 180 from 2022. Good shit Sooner fans.

[Jack @jackunheard]

REMINDER:

Celebrating the 4th of July and America250 has NOTHING to do with whether or not you support the current administration.

It’s about celebrating the incredible country you live in.

We all should be on the same page there.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

“People don’t realize $50 million is actually $0 when you’re a retard like me”

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: The three major U.S. broadcast networks, ABC, CBS, and NBC, have yet to report on DNI Tulsi Gabbard’s recent declassification regarding Anthony Fauci’s cover-up of the COVID-19 pandemic.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

It’s not easy to come to Texas and one-up A&M in weird yet awesome coordinated dancing

[Bob Stoops @CoachBobStoops]

#OUDNA

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMFAO!! Funniest president EVER.

JUSTIN GAETHJE: “If I get taken out in the middle of the cage, how F-ing legendary would that be?”

JOE ROGAN: “I said to Trump, ‘I hope we don’t die in a terrorist attack.’ He goes, ‘We gotta go somehow!'"

"What the f*ck, dude?!” 😂

There is nobody like 47, how does he do it 😭

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[Cpt. Mucho Texto @CptMuchoTexto]

Sorry if this sounds insensitive, but millions of children die every year. If you wanna lay half a million of them at our feet, you have to answer two questions:

1. Can you actually prove that continued operation of USAID would have saved these children?

2. If so, why is that our cross to bear? Why do we continue to act like it's the American taxpayers' job to prop up the entire third world for free?

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

Meanwhile foreigners who move to Boston can't respect the strict "no murdering and raping" laws.

[THE SNEAK DISS SNEAKER PODCAST @the_sneakdiss]

I’m tired of athletes talking about why athletes really aren’t as rich as we think.

You touched $7 million and bought your parents a $3 million dollar house? You’re dumb.

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Oklahoma is doing something we’ve never seen in college baseball before. They finished with a sub .500 record in the SEC, didn’t win one game in the SEC tournament but still made the NCAA tournament.

They’ve now won 9 straight, beating #2 overall seed Georgia Tech, #15 Kansas, #7 Bama, #3 Georgia and are one win away from beating #5 North Carolina for a National Championship.

When you’re hot, you’re hot 🔥

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

We now have documentation that COVID was fabricated in the Wuhan bioweapons lab under the funding and direction of Anthony Fauci. High ranking Democrats up to and including Joseph Biden engaged in a criminal coverup that killed and crippled millions. Where are the tribunals?