The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.
This is a mental health incident, the man is clearly not fit to stand trial
I’ve also heard he was called a cracker and therefore we must see arrests for hate speech to find out if this was true.
This is a wild victory lap.
Step 1 - essentially legalize all drugs - overdose deaths skyrocket.
Step 2 - Criminalize illicit drugs again - overdose deaths drop by half.
Step 3 - take credit only for step 2.
REMINDER:
Celebrating the 4th of July and America250 has NOTHING to do with whether or not you support the current administration.
It’s about celebrating the incredible country you live in.
We all should be on the same page there.
BREAKING: The three major U.S. broadcast networks, ABC, CBS, and NBC, have yet to report on DNI Tulsi Gabbard’s recent declassification regarding Anthony Fauci’s cover-up of the COVID-19 pandemic.
🚨 LMFAO!! Funniest president EVER.
JUSTIN GAETHJE: “If I get taken out in the middle of the cage, how F-ing legendary would that be?”
JOE ROGAN: “I said to Trump, ‘I hope we don’t die in a terrorist attack.’ He goes, ‘We gotta go somehow!'"
"What the f*ck, dude?!” 😂
There is nobody like 47, how does he do it 😭
Freddy: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there
Me: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ
Sorry if this sounds insensitive, but millions of children die every year. If you wanna lay half a million of them at our feet, you have to answer two questions:
1. Can you actually prove that continued operation of USAID would have saved these children?
2. If so, why is that our cross to bear? Why do we continue to act like it's the American taxpayers' job to prop up the entire third world for free?
I’m tired of athletes talking about why athletes really aren’t as rich as we think.
You touched $7 million and bought your parents a $3 million dollar house? You’re dumb.
Oklahoma is doing something we’ve never seen in college baseball before. They finished with a sub .500 record in the SEC, didn’t win one game in the SEC tournament but still made the NCAA tournament.
They’ve now won 9 straight, beating #2 overall seed Georgia Tech, #15 Kansas, #7 Bama, #3 Georgia and are one win away from beating #5 North Carolina for a National Championship.
When you’re hot, you’re hot 🔥
We now have documentation that COVID was fabricated in the Wuhan bioweapons lab under the funding and direction of Anthony Fauci. High ranking Democrats up to and including Joseph Biden engaged in a criminal coverup that killed and crippled millions. Where are the tribunals?