Cole Kassul

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[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

They used Elliot Page's old pussy to make this

[Cole Kassul @ColeKassul2]

Bragging about giving throat then saying your girlfriends box is statistically goated is awesome

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.

Top 1% of all vaginas.

Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).

Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%.

The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)

This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.

A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

[Cole Kassul @ColeKassul2]

Is this the first time ever someone has complained about not being white for basketball reasons?

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Dennis Schröder says he’ll never be loved as much as Dirk Nowitzki in Germany because of his dark skin

“When I was 14, I sat in front of the TV watching Dirk Nowitzki carry the flag at the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing. Back then I thought: how cool, there’s no greater honor. It's a great honor, but for me it will never be the same as for Dirk. I will never receive the same love in this country, because I am dark-skinned.”

(Via https://t.co/ndPTB1jNRN)

[xxl✩ @hatedubem]

hate wasting my jokes on a boring girl i could’ve said that to a bad bih

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

Me expecting to meet the love of my life "naturally" but I don't post pics, have 3 close friends, and barely leave the house

[meghan @deloisivete]

It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me

[𝐙𝐨 🌶️ @ZoSpicyDubs]

ts too hilarious dawg 😭

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

date: so, what do you do for work?
me (mouth full of food): robot child abuse. (swallowing) smack 'em with signs and shit.

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

witness protection program but for when you just kinda suck and need a new start

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Oh wow you can either put this in the oven for an hour or microwave it for 30 seconds. Damn that's a tough one

[Cole Kassul @ColeKassul2]

Very accurate of how you feel when you taper off your anti depressants shit is crazy

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

I went one day without taking my anti depressant and it felt like this

[Cole Kassul @ColeKassul2]

Airports are crazy because why am I eating a burger at 5:30am

[Cole Kassul @ColeKassul2]

@G0ss3tt Let’s not get serious here

[Cole Kassul @ColeKassul2]

DONDA 2 so good it has me googling shit like “was hitler really that bad”

[Cole Kassul @ColeKassul2]

Follow me on TikTok for jokes like this! https://t.co/1cCGYO73TS

[Ethan Shanfeld @ethanshanfeld]

Paramount+ erased the Summit Ice episode of "Nathan for You" due to "sensitivities" around antisemitism. So, Nathan Fielder depicted the streamer as Nazis in "The Rehearsal."

Sources say Paramount+ was not given a heads up. https://t.co/lb5PwwX8Wz

[keira @kettlevinyl]

nathan does such an excellent job here of towing the line between biting his tongue and saying just the right thing to get this guy to dig himself a deeper hole. theres an artistry in wanting to call someone out but also wanting to see how far they’ll go. #therehearsal

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

ja did not wanna be on camera so they just switched angles lol

[bill @bkmjr19]

Real tv is back. #TheRehearsal

[granny 💌🇵🇸🇪🇬 @cumcummies]

He looks like a hotdog who made a wish to become human