The Maestro

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

[The Maestro @ColeSlawIsGood]

Learning that my celebrity lookalike is Bill Belichick was a tough pill to swallow

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Does #CryingLeBron join other meme greats like #tealizard, #CryingJordan and #smockin / the mask? Tweet us!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!

[The Maestro @ColeSlawIsGood]

Dave & Busters should have a ball pit

[The Maestro @ColeSlawIsGood]

There should be a word like “vegan” or “vegetarian” for people who buy their groceries at Trader Joe’s

[Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA]

Even the Wolves haven’t been down 30 at halftime this season

[Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA]

Jake reporting here that Patrick Beverley “has a desire to return to Minnesota, sources said, should he reach free agency via buyout” if he is traded to a team that wishes to buy him out.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I should have been in the Avatar movie dancing with a group of various other female Avatars. Retweet if you agree.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The other reindeer describing Rudolph

https://t.co/RoL4MoVsBV

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

put the W in Wednesday

[The Maestro @ColeSlawIsGood]

Giving up cleaning the earwax out of my AirPods for lent

[wint @dril]

me and the wife are discussing having me cryogenically frozen like autsin powers for a while, to close up our inappropriate 6 year age gap

[The Maestro @ColeSlawIsGood]

They should put Bang Energy Super Creatine in the water supply instead of fluoride

[jakes graphs @jakesgraphs]

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[The Maestro @ColeSlawIsGood]

“Stompin’ Out Breast Cancer” by giving gift cards to Texas Roadhouse to doctors…

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Bout to have the best sleep of my life