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[Unconditional Positive Regard @drebastion]

My new stock answer when people ask me what I'm up to is "Hard to say!" followed by no additional clarification

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

i'm like hey what's up van gogh:

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Taylor Swift working a gas grill at a vegan cookout. How do you cram this much annoying shit in one picture?

[العمـــــــري @Jassar_80]

I met my girlfriend Tammy at the county fair, after we wrestled over whose overalls were the sturdiest. #blessed

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

You're never too old to learn new things about yourself.
I learned I can literally fall asleep standing up at a Dave Matthews concert.

[العمـــــــري @Jassar_80]

Guy Fieri is like if foot spray could walk and talk and hit on your wife in front of you.

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

"The Sea Lion In The Oil Slick"
"Green Eggs & Anthrax"
"Horton Hears A Homicide"
"Oh, The Student Loans You'll Owe"
—Dr Seuss 2015

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

People who post shit like this on Facebook. Stop it. That's what diaries are for.

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

It's may 2015, not may 2013.... We've all seen it before, stop beating the dead horse that is JT's ramen noodle hair.

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

Unfriending anyone who posts "it's gona be may" w/ a pic of justin timberlake...

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

#Slay for #LA sister

[Cookie’s Eye Candy Redux @sfreeze6]

If you name your baby Blaine, he'll immediately change your oil & rotate your tires.

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

Hey Jesus I noticed you aren't using that tomb anymore? Mind if I take a nap in there cuz I'm tired and hungover as hell.

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

I bet people hate it when the girl from the Wendy's commercials shows up to parties. She seems like THAT girl.

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

Looks like someone needs to be truer to punctuation marks than to the game... But that's none of my business...🐸

[Bread John @Breadery]

Cinderella is my favorite children's story about hallucinations caused by exhaustion from slave labour.

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

I've never seen such a sexy sleek store filled with such frumpy, nerdy employees. Apple Store, you truly out-did yourself.

[C O L E S W /\ N N @ColeSwann]

If all your profile pics are car selfies you need to get a fucking life.