Colie

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Bf just scrolled through my old tweets and I had a great time laughing over how hilarious I am.

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

@ErikaMoen I love mine and never would've known if it weren't for your comics. Thanks!! #wastefreeperiod

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

@msbq @violagrl09 I'm dying. Where is the emoji from passing out from laughing too hard?

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Dear gods, please let the dark green diarrhea be all the evil of this day leaving my body. Thanks. <3

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Just stopped believing in the afterlife. A reality where my mind is at peace is a reality in which it doesn't exist. #notdrunk

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Not everything is about me. Can't decide if that is the worst or the best. #notdrunk

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Dear Racists, How can I help you today? What changes can we make to help you stop hating yourself? #realtalk

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

@realDonaldTrump Thanks for being so scary as to inspire me to go waste-free with my menstrual products. Somebody has to save the planet.

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

I think spinach is a great veggie but it can be so gross. Popeye was a beast, man. #notdrunk

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

@ErikaMoen @Plustenstrength Can we have a comic where Erika reads type of blood in menstrual cups like a fortune teller reads tea leaves?

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

@Poosley_ aww, thanks, boo.

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Day 1 of saving the environment by using the XO Flo by @GladRags ... I've done my duty. Time to coma. #notdrunk #periodprobs

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

@ErikaMoen @Plustenstrength "Tools for Squirting," LMAO! I love you guys. And Tuesday. Thanks for being you. #ohjoysextoy

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

"I'm the Donald Trump of friendshipland." --on my extreme vetting practices of potential friends. #notdrunk

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Thankful for chocolate milk. And for work out pants that push my bloated chocolate milk belly in. #notdrunk

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Just saw a Freestate Ambulance. Only I thought it said "Freestyle" at first. #notdrunk

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

Idiot: You know I don't think it's enough to be alone on all these holidays. Let's make one where the whole point is to not be single.

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

"I'm a serial killer but also a Christian. Go Jesus!"
Republicans: Well as long as you love Jesus, who are we to judge?

[Colie @Coliesmokes]

@tweetsauce when are you getting this tattoo?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I think he's got a crush on me.