The Goosetown Bandit

I'm gonna tear up this dance floor, dude, check it out

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

What a delight it is to be a Jayson Tatum fan

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@bigpoppaPENSK @iamrahstradamus Pulling up a statline for mitch robinson 👍 wanna give me steven adams PRA while you're at it

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@dankgathers @Olmikelaaawry You're watching sports like its Real Housewives maybe find a new hobby to spend your time with

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@ChiBearsTruther @PatriotsKid AJB moving like kelvin benjamin out there idk what to make of it

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@ChiBearsTruther @PatriotsKid Burden YAC merchant, i'm unmoved

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@13Nute13 @ScottsOnAir That is not the choice at all though? 15 seconds to gain *20+ yards then try a long fg, and you have more than 15 seconds because you kicked the fg early? You just made up a completely different hypothetical

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@13Nute13 @ScottsOnAir Ok but you still need time to get 20 or so yards to kick a long fg. Go for the td, run the clock down to ~12 seconds and youre basically left with only one play to the sidelines to make that happen. Kicking the fg gives you more flexibility to have at least 5 plays to get a td

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@13Nute13 @ScottsOnAir Ok but the point of the strategy is explicitly to have enough time to not be relying on a hail mary

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@FrankCrumBurner @MayeIsKing_ Elite tools 😂😂😂 are they with us in the room right now?? And those record setting rooms too?

Tune in the playoffs lmao, he says to a pats fan that has unparalelled playoff success for 2+ decades. Nix is only 2 games behind maye in playoff wins thats the banner ull hang

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@FrankCrumBurner @MayeIsKing_ nah just had to search checkdown Bo cuz I remembered a bunch of bozos crying like he was prime Tom Brady in January 😂😂😂 yall got mobile chad pennington 😂😂😂

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@D0z_M4n_D4rk Which year did he get carried exactly

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@george51391 @Xn_ngl @BizarroFelger @KelbermanNFL lol, average or below average in every AY / ADOT statistic last year, and now he's afraid to throw it to the sticks. Keep ignoring what's in front of your eyes like all the rest of the delusional broncos fans

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@Joefrmtha6 @DrJesseMorse hey just following up...how we liking Bo Nix's inability to throw 7 yards down the field this year?

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@Xn_ngl @BizarroFelger @george51391 @KelbermanNFL Update: noodle arm can't throw more than 7 yards downfield 😭😭😭😭

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@FrankCrumBurner @MayeIsKing_ Hey just checking in here...maybe you should delete your account before saying something stupid like 'he's not a checkdown merchant'

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@Javi_knowsball @HoodieBrunson Oh he also had terrible efficiency with none of the playmaking or defense to make up for it, but he played better somehow?

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@JD_sportsnews @Sunk345 @bigdawggtjj We have almost a decade of evidence proving otherwise bozo

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@King_Yokel Hes 100% trolling

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

So true

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

they had nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes moving like this for a bit in that documentary