Mark Baker

retweets are definitely endorsements

[Mark Baker @markbakerESPN]

RIP chin. @heatdaddy69420

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@peta Shut up nerd

[Mark Baker @markbakerESPN]

James Franco didnt suck anybody’s dick last night? Now I know you guys are tripping.

[Mark Baker @markbakerESPN]

Besides getting shot in the head? Do you know what Abraham Lincoln did?

[Mark Baker @markbakerESPN]

Circle of trust….who is Druski?

[Mark Baker @markbakerESPN]

You know who cut class? Jimi Hendrix….and he died chocking on his own vomit.

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

The Undertaker went 21-0 at WrestleMania and he was dead.

[Mark Baker @markbakerESPN]

I got my face painted at the blueberry festival one year

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

It was called Four Loko and like all perfect things we banned it

[Sweet Tea Papíí @stp_301]

Robert Downey JR

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Just got kicked out of a 13u tournament for coaching 3rd base with a Miller Lite in my hand. Last time I checked prohibition ended in 1933. Things need to change. #BeElite

[greg @greg16676935420]

First time I’ve seen a blue Cybertruck. Looks awesome

[Mark Baker @markbakerESPN]

Back the fuck up Antonio

[Four Loko @fourloko]

you kno you can

[Mark Baker @markbakerESPN]

A players card at the Vegas airport is about where I’m at

[Ashmonster @ashmonsterftw]

Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Tortorella has his slacks around his ankles on the bench right now and he just mouthed to Jon cooper “ it’s not gonna suck itself from the back” Jesus Christ

[78 Year Old And It Still Works @tom_on_here]

Diarrhea is a sure-fire sign that your body is operating at 100% efficiency