Colin Doleshal

you can call me Cheeks Clappinton

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Bitch wonder why I'm cummin quick its yo ass fault

[Andrew Flair @FishinWithFlair]

I say we launch “Mountain Sheew” what do you think? @MountainDew

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Dear life,

What in the VANILLA BANANA NUT FUCK?

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

If her lips dont flap when she queef, I dont want her

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

These hands so dangerous, gotta have a concealed carry to have em in my pockets

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Eatin ain't cheatin

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

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Let’s delete all other
gas stations
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[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Lil mama got a body like that who got bin laden

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Birtxh, that phrase dont make sense why cant fruit be compared

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Up in this bitch like a fetus

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Gas out the ass like flatulence.

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Head from my girl😐

Head from my homie🥴

(No homo)

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

📍Midwesterners
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📍 Kwik Trip

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

I give no fucks I'm fartin at the urinal

[Alex Doleshal @DoleshalAlex]

They should make commercials in slow motion so they play at normal speed when I fast forward through them.
#Tosh.0

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

Ding Bup

[Colin Doleshal @ColinDoleshal]

I'm sweatin like a jew in a multi-cultural sauna