Colin Patrick Hanlon

Uncle in real life. Fighter for equality. Creator of things. Teacher. Sometimes a Stro dancer. Loves a breakfast buffet.

[Colin Patrick Hanlon @ColinHanlon]

Dear Gays,

Bernadette Peters is working out next to me.

I win the rest of 2022.

Sincerely.

Colin

[Colin Patrick Hanlon @ColinHanlon]

@RepTimmons ‘I grab them by the pussy’ said Donald Trump and you voted for him. You can fuck all the way off.

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@realDonaldTrump No one cares. Do your actual job.

[Colin Patrick Hanlon @ColinHanlon]

@ScottJenningsKY You can FUCK all the way off liar.

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@RepBrandonGill Fuck you.

[Colin Patrick Hanlon @ColinHanlon]

@SecKennedy You’re a true idiot.

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@RepLuna Shut the fuck up you lying clown.

[Colin Patrick Hanlon @ColinHanlon]

@RepLuna I think you weren’t loved enough as a child.

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@SenBillCassidy You have no one to blame but yourself. Your voting record stands.

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@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept @CAgovernor You are covering for child sex traffickers. As a mother you should be ashamed to look your children in the eye. History will remember Pam.

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@BasedMikeLee Jesus doesn’t like liars Mike.

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@SenMullin @SenateGOP You’re an idiot.

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@SecDuffy What is your party doing for average Americans besides stealing our money and giving it to the 1%. Where’s YOUR @gop health care plan? We’ve been waiting for over 20 years. Oh you don’t have one.

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@SenMullin @BillHemmer @DanaPerino @FoxNews Your children will grow up to resent you.

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@SenMullin Also where’s your health care plan to help Americans, ass clown? Oh you don’t have one? You never did? Well why not try to fix ACA instead of tearing it down. Selfish fucker.

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@SenMullin You’re a fucking lying joke. Trump took away hundreds of millions of dollars in food aid for needy Americans in an executive order so you could vote to give tax breaks to the 1%. I hope you don’t sleep. Fucking asshole.

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@AGPamBondi you’re an ugly evil ferret.

[Colin Patrick Hanlon @ColinHanlon]

@PamBondi you’re an ugly evil ferret.

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@Suzierizzo1 Loves THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE-The Musical

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@SenMullin @NEWS9 @LacieLowry What are you going to do about GUN VIOLENCE? When are you going to vote for common sense gun control laws? WHEN?!

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@WUTangKids @KristiNoem This also could be her plastic surgery team working on that face of hers.