Colin Reisler

[Colin Reisler @ColinReisler]

@ChaseSupport why is it impossible to talk to a live person on your customer service line. I can’t get my question answered and no option takes me to a real person

[Colin Reisler @ColinReisler]

@gnarlificent Ohhhhman good old Johnny Long.... What a guy. #somuchclapping

[Chris Nowinski, Ph.D. @ChrisNowinski1]

This deserves another look. Ajayi gives a “Chung is sleeping” signal, aka is knocked out. In all my years I’ve never heard of an NFL player lying about that for gamesmanship. Yet Chung is back after a quick “blue tent” evaluation. I don’t buy it. It’s a bad #concussion protocol. https://t.co/KKGGI7KlZE

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Harden: “I just dropped a 60 point triple double with 60 points, 10 rebounds, and 11 assists!”

Kobe: “With 11 assists? You could have had 82 points.” 💀

[Mikaela Shiffrin ⛷️ @MikaelaShiffrin]

I don’t care who you are, who you cheer for, what your nationality, or what your reason. Throwing snowballs or any other kind of obstruction AT racers WHILE they are skiing to throw them off is not only disgusting, but dangerous. Get a life.

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

✅ QUALIFIED!

@jessdiggs, @sadzarue and @dophed have punched their 🎟 to the 2018 #WinterOlympics!
📰: https://t.co/jZO623zCYk

[U.S. Ski & Snowboard Team @usskiteam]

“I think she’s maybe the best ski racer I’ve ever seen, male or female." - @MillerBode about @MikaelaShiffrin

So, that's cool. 🙌

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

The only thing you should be focusing on is the fact that Puerto Rico is on its knees. https://t.co/uoTvteEeEr

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

STOP. TWEETING. PLAYERS. ABOUT. YOUR. FANTASY. TEAM. https://t.co/GcoMtHLgtr

[NBC News @NBCNews]

San Juan mayor: "I cannot fathom the thought that the greatest nation in the world cannot figure out the logistics for a small island..."

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

The Mayor of San Juan is wading through sewage, searching for people with a bullhorn while @realDonaldTrump insults her on twitter.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Help https://t.co/nqxD97VYtU

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

Flint.

Puerto Rico.

What good is being the most powerful nation in the world if we can't even get clean water to American citizens??

[DUMBFLOTRACK @DumbFlotrack]

Plz RT for awareness.

[elena 🐊 @gumbo_skriimp]

LOLLLL DAWG AAU & THE NCAA ARE GETTING ROAAAASTED https://t.co/sm4A6ttrbW

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

“Hugh Hefner died WHEN and WHERE of WHAT, according to WHOM” might be the best obituary Hugh Hefner gets

(pics via @msLAS)

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🏆 https://t.co/ONBgttY58j

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

I wish these white people got this angry when police murdered a 12 year old child in a park in Cleveland https://t.co/xYxjKCUYSb

[DUMBFLOTRACK @DumbFlotrack]

Only thing that could make the whole portapotty challenge worse is if each kid had a sign with a letter on it that spelled out “homecoming?”