Colin Short

Writing & Editing, Logos & Branding, Social Media Strategy at Seven Mules Creative: Freelance Writer:

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Watching Cobra Kai, he says, “Oh, that’s an inside block she’s doing. I know that because I did karate, but you’re just a guy who sits there and watches like an average man.”

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@royhobbson Jim O’Brien will coach an all-white Pacers team to an NBA championship before anyone writes a Summer League preview better than this. Well done.

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My favorite word in the 4th grader lexicon: “Jackbutt”. They love talking about this movie, but the won’t dare say “ass”.

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@hunt_Rob @thbsports They stopped a neutral @IHSAA1 tournament game for some guy’s scoring milestone?

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@AURavensMBB Guessing John Thompson, Georgetown, before I Google it…

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morning haiku

house of hardwood floors
you always puke on the rug
why do you hate me

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It’s only Monday and I’ve already reached “purchase life jacket for a dog” on the coping skills checklist.

How’s your day goin’?

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@FightingIrish It’s the Four Horsemen, but for variety’s sake, let’s go with these as a 4-way tie for 2nd.

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@DoctorGC fine but can we sign him up for football camp at a local high school

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@college_logos I wonder if they paid for it or if they required the graphic designer to maintain his amateur status.

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@edstayer This must be how our kids see us when we think we are being cool.

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“Did you know we just scored a touchdown while you were at the concession stand?”

“Ya, they were playing a talk show about the game on the speakers.”

“A talk show…oh, you mean the radio broadcast?”

“Whatever, Dad. It’s people talking. That’s a talk show.”

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@Mark_J_Boyle Yes, except now your answers look better than mine. That Suns uniform is just about perfect.

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@Mark_J_Boyle A “best uniforms” discussion with no images? @Mark_J_Boyle, you’ve been in radio too long. Here are mine. NBA is tough because they change so much now, so the Bulls get it for best job keeping Nike at bay.

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@wwhiispperr Back in ‘17, I taught you that people would always do that.

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@CoachLevi4 @BYUfootball @thekwakuel @Utah_Football I knew as soon as I read your heartless comment that your bio would say “believer”. If your faith has led you to publicly mock a young murder victim, you’re a “believer” in the wrong thing. No loving God could even recognize your self-righteous ass.

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“We went into this tunnel where the ceiling was low and the walls were real close together. It made me feel homophobic.”

“Do you mean ‘claustrophobic’?”

“Oh, ya.”

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@sportslogosnet Seen an MLB game in 34 stadiums, visited another 6.
My fav: Fenway
Unique: LA Coliseum (Dodgers/Red Sox)
Other faves: Pitt, LA, SD, StL, Col.
Sad it’s gone: Tiger Stadium
Surprise: Angels Stadium
Worst: Three Rivers
Worst current: Oakland

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I gotta figure out a way to get more dollar stores in my town

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@SteveYockey @pacers2022 @bkravitz Emily Wilder (AP)
Marc Lamont Hill (CNN)
Lauren Wolfe (NYT)
Rob Rogers (Pitt P-G)
Alexis Johnson (Pitt P-G)
Lewis Wallace (Mktpl)
Juan Williams (FNC)
Shepard Smith (FNC)

And Jamal Kashoggi (WaPo) was murdered for liberal opinions.

Educators, too:

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