Colin McDonald

Old and grumpy. Always right.

[Colin McDonald @Colin__McDonald]

Good news for Nicola, Humza and the rest of them

[Guido HQ Press Office @GuidoPress]

The Internet never forgets...

[Colin McDonald @Colin__McDonald]

@hugorifkind Almost 10 years old this one, but still your best ever tweet/observation.

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

Once you start paying attention, almost everyone is a fucking idiot. #epiphany

[Colin McDonald @Colin__McDonald]

@Mark3Jb You really do like that gif!

[Conrad Hackett @conradhackett]

Best prepared to rapidly respond to and minimize the spread of an epidemic (rank)
1 UK
2 US
3 Switzerland
9 Brazil
28 Germany
32 India
43 Russia
46 Turkey
47 China

195 North Korea

https://t.co/zxlCUbQMXf #GHSIndex

[Colin McDonald @Colin__McDonald]

Sneakily hiding in the back of a storeroom at Manchester Science Museum, waiting for the call to rise again

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

R1P

[Gerald Ratner @geraldratner]

Michael Gove ‘“ people shouldn’t be defined by the biggest mistake they’ve made in their lives “. I wish

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘You have a dangerous object in your hand’ … ’I’m picking up trash’ — This officer pulled his gun on a student who was cleaning up trash outside his dorm

[Κιλ Μπιλ @kill_biil]

Soviet submarine Cut in Half . Photo taken on a shipyard during the dismantling

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

"We exploded a bomb on a tower. It was not the best design of a hydrogen bomb. We could make a more powerful bomb of the same size" First Soviet hydrogen bomb test, USSR, 1953

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

Interviewer: Do you think Brazil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?

Pelé: Yes.

Interviewer: By how much?

Pelé: 1:0

Interviewer: That's it?

Pelé: Well, most of us are over 75 now.

[Tom Gordon @DMScotPol]

Something strangely familiar about last para of this CIA memo about the 1975 Euro referendum and @theSNP
https://t.co/OhOvAlxLLL

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@AlexSalmond of Scotland may be the dumbest leader of the free world. I can’t imagine that anyone wants him in office.

[Office for National Statistics (ONS) @ONS]

How popular is your birthday? https://t.co/XTc5WF3vdM