#Yolo McSwaggins

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[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

Diarrhea lettuce story so far

FDA: Blames diarrhea lettuce on taco bell

Taco Bell: Our lettuce comes from Taylor Farms bro.

Taylor Farms: Hey FDA, we donated to you fkers

FDA: Yeah our bad. We'll blame it on Mexico.

[𝕾𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖆 💜 @SillyMaria123]

Bo2 mp is the only mp where I can go negative and still have a lot of fun

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Update?

[Peter Savodnik @petersavodnik]

Actually, leisure time was a byproduct of industrialization.

[Max Lugavere @maxlugavere]

I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

American education now costs $250,000 for K–12, followed by $150,000 for college.

That’s $400,000 to produce an adult who can’t read but knows Communism will work this time.

[Larry Stone @StoneLarry]

Jude Bellingham is the best British player named after a city in Washington state since Roy Kent

[William Wolfe 🇺🇸 @WilliamWolfe]

When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
To see the Pentagon

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I was told that illegal immigrants weren't getting taxpayer-funded benefits such as SNAP, Medicaid, or housing assistance. Now they're talking about fighting against taking away taxpayer-funded benefits such as SNAP, Medicaid, or housing assistance from illegal immigrants.

[kordell @lledrook]

niggas be in that emblem creator locked the fuck in

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I tried America… will try again next time I see this nerd

[Tony Hrvatska 🌴🕊 @tonybalogna]

Canada was able to manage its vast forest land for a hundred years until a decade ago when it decided to become Reddit: the country

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Sec. Mullin: "We've identified 250,000 noncitizens registered to vote in just four states... We also worked with proactive states to identify 28,000 noncitizens on their voter rolls, PLUS 400,000 individuals that are still registered to vote that are deceased."

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

People who think you deserve to have your life ruined forever over an off-color joke you made on Twitter when you were fourteen are clapping to this.

[SoaR Zelta @SoaRZelta]

me spectating bro on the BO2 port only to realise the guy who used to drop nukes is gone now

[Ben Goggin @BenjaminGoggin]

The real news is that Whole Foods gets the same lettuce as Walmart and Taco Bell but will charge 60% more

[RBe @RBPundit]

Why on earth is babysitting FOR A NIGHT OUT anything that would involve taxpayer money?

[Joel @JoelFriday]

First pic had me thinking she was standing out the sunroof of the worlds smallest Range Rover

[nostalgia @nostalgia_mp4]

“It’s just another sports game”

The game: