Colin Cunningham

part-time narcissist

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

Calculated tweet about Lorde and Lana to be hip with the kids

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

Rooms where the wi-fi can't reach just ought to be torn down

[Joshua Wright @joshua_wright93]

I think anyone who says the phrase "pop that pussy" doesn't actually know what a vagina is/does.

[a n n a @dottores]

i really don't understand how i am the only person on God's good earth that appreciates the quality film that is the Human Centipede

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

No. You see, he didn't produce a waffle from under his pillow because THERE AREN'T ANY FUCKING PILLOW WAFFLES, IAN. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

I told him the waffles were under his pillow and he totally looked around for them. Surprisingly he actually produced a pillow waffle.

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

Ian wakes up talking in tongues and omfg. He just sat up, pointed at the ceiling and said "There's a waffle here, can we get it?" I said yes

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

@yusufm93 @smwoolstenhulme @DylanMFJohnson ;)

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

@BraxtonLoosli It's retro lel lel

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

My brother and I got sushi. Apparently we look like a gay couple, our waiter just put us on one check. He actin' like he all clever n shit

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

@BraxtonLoosli Harris

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

@DylanMFJohnson Watch as you condition yourself to hate The Killers

[Joshua Wright @joshua_wright93]

I think if there is a heaven, it probably looks a lot like Miley's VMA performance. Keep doing you, girl.

[Emily Jean Mcfarland @emmamac333]

My fav part of the day is passing the fuck out

[Conrad Tallackson @rollindangerous]

Hate when girls tweet, "someone take me to _____!" Nah, take yourself to that shit.

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

@DylanMFJohnson WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE WORLDS END NIGGA

[T @tylerthecreator]

I HOPE NO ONE DIES BEFORE SEPTEMBER 18th SO EVERYONE CAN GET A CHANCE TO PLAY GTA5 IM SO EXCITED FUCK MAN

[Colin Cunningham @Colintheham]

I could probably scrounge up an eighth from all the flakes on my car floor... brb.

[amanda reale @lilreale]

a guy with about 12 playboy stickers on his car made my day by giving me the wolf whistle tonight.