col me maybe

all press is good press 🌶🌈 she/her

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[col me maybe @ColleenHendery]

If we found out that Jesse Watters was a lizard wearing a skin suit I wouldn’t even flinch

[Postmanbloke; salmon shorts 🎣🌊🦅🇺🇲 @4HLsartorialist]

The possibility of a white boy summer

[col me maybe @ColleenHendery]

Women should be able to weaponize incompetence… as a treat

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

drove him to a 4th modelo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Me with my back problems

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

me saying “thank you” to chatgpt

[✧ @northstardoll]

that guy u met at 19 was a demon from hell

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him : “are u stupid?”
me:

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

To answer all your questions, yes Thanksgiving year 7 is planned out! See you guys Thursday! 🦃🖤

[col me maybe @ColleenHendery]

Men will literally go on survivor before going to therapy

[Profit Lemon Meadows @Sylviraraine]

If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly

[col me maybe @ColleenHendery]

@pajoca123 I love spot on the dock ❤️