Colleen

Some Pig

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you wear wigs
- if you have worn wigs
- if you WILL wear wigs
- WHEN you will wear wigs

[noob dog @noobdoggy]

This is still the best image covid ever created

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

Nice argument. Unfortunately, your mama

[macklin @macklinavellian]

Shot in the ear, tackled by secret service, rolled off the damn stage, and the wig is still laid… credit where credit is due

[Pop Base @PopBase]

10 years ago today, Lana Del Rey released ‘Ultraviolence.’

[☔ @Whotfismick]

nobody:

me in the middle of the night

[PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS]

Apple Music ranks ‘Ultraviolence’ by Lana Del Rey as the #1 best album of all time.

[✩࿐ @time222smoke]

no offense but i wouldnt be caught dead on a dating app

[cholesterol is pseudoscience @ElDuderino40]

coworkers love every new tv show that comes out

[corn @normal_food]

sometimes you chop one onion and put it in a pan and think, this simply won’t do. so you chop another onion and put it in the pan, and now you have the amount of onions a clown would eat, at the circus

[Colleen @ColleenRenee97]

rollz royce

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

His speech :

[VALERIA @valvsval]

men be at house parties saying “this song was on fifa”

[✿ @MIUCCIANGEL]

some don’t like her, and it’s because she made mistakes, she was not a perfect character, she was real

[Alex @midsmoker34]

They got trail cam footage of me keeping it a stack