Colleen

SMUMN '18

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

Me on a run: I hate this. I’m literally so out of shape.

5 mins after run: I’m actually going to die right now. My lungs are failing. I died trying to be healthier.

10 mins after run: I have no physical limitations. I am the strongest person to grace the face of the earth.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Whenever I talk about gun safety legislation, people immediately act like someone is banning guns.

Saying an 18 year old can't buy an assault rifle is not banning guns. Universal background checks and waiting periods are not banning guns. This is all normal, rational stuff.

[Ryan Hartman @RHartzy18]

Wow….overwhelmed by the amount of donations I have received to help pay for my fine. You fans are amazing. I will be paying for it with my own money, but wanted to let everyone know that any money sent to me by 7 pm on Friday will be donated to Children’s Minnesota.

[Erin Garry MS, LAT, ATC @GarryATC]

*internal screaming*

[linda belcher⚜️ @bourbonbay]

I wish George Floyd was asked nicely. I wish Breonna Taylor was asked nicely. I wish Trayvon Martin was asked nicely. I wish Philando Castile was asked nicely. I wish Eric Garner was asked nicely. I wish Michael Brown was asked nicely. I wish Tamir Rice was asked nicely. I wish..

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Glo✨ @glokitange]

maskne is a thing but I’d rather have a few zits then watch my loved ones die from Covid-19

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

@SHyberger @FortniteFunny @Aman2da_Kin7tzi Sh*t my pants that’s what I’m doing

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

@glokitange @Aman2da_Kin7tzi I’m honestly surprised you survived that one

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

@SHyberger @RicoLauro2 @BradyWeber6 @maklonowski @Aman2da_Kin7tzi @maxthechamp15 You already KNOW

[kelly @LouderVisuals]

2020

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

@Aman2da_Kin7tzi @BradyWeber6 @GarinEarry Oh please I stopped trying to beat her the second she won the title of Winona’s favorite Garry 🙄

[Max Champa @maxthechamp15]

RT if you are devastated to not see @pitbull in the halftime performance. Man has songs with Shakira and J Lo + he’s from Miami. Sad.

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

@mnwild @Aman2da_Kin7tzi

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

@BLOODTHRSTYXBBY @GarinEarry

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Happy 2nd bday to my right hand man, Smokey Dog! This lil guy goes everywhere with me and thinks he’s a big bad Rottweiler 😂
#bestbdaygiftever

[Max Champa @maxthechamp15]

So what’s the move @mnwild ?

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

@GarinEarry

[Adnan 🍥 @itssadnan]

So since Jon’s #GSPTour just ended and I was fortunate enough to attend so many shows, I wanna give some of the VIP merch away. So if you want a GSP beanie just retweet this and make sure you’re following me so I can dm you. Tag a friend for an extra entry and spread the word!

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

The only thing I’m learning about the number neighbor meme is that people have unread messages in the triple digits and honestly it gives me anxiety

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

@Aman2da_Kin7tzi

[Colleen @Colleen_Garry]

I’m going to start what I’m going to coin the “Jesus” diet where you only eat loaves of bread and drink wine