g r a c e l y n n

people who go out of their way to make someone smile are my favorite

[g r a c e l y n n @GraceHomer]

many things aren’t equal but everyone gets the same 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. if it matters, you will make time.

[g r a c e l y n n @GraceHomer]

my response to every call made in my bball rec league

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

nothing is wrong with me it’s an elaborate bit

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Why would they change this.

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

How am I supposed to relax when there are things

[maricoñaso™ @finessesh0t]

me when a 25 year old talks to me

[g r a c e l y n n @GraceHomer]

if you can overthink your worst, you can overthink your best

[MLB @MLB]

No chance you had a better day than this kid 🍿😂

[aaliyah 💞 @geardress]

you met me at a very killing myself time in my life

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

What a way to close it out 👏

[g r a c e l y n n @GraceHomer]

@TaraLongseth

[g r a c e l y n n @GraceHomer]

can somebody explain college fútbol to me? what position is this?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

PURE FOOTBALL GUY.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

So I'm doing an internship at a hospital. there's a 56 yo man admitted. I observed whenever this lady visits, she literally lowers his blood pressure & heart rate by walking into the room. (Observed by other doctors too) I asked him who's she & he said "that's my wife"..crying 😭

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

A customer was like “I don’t know is it too late in the afternoon to have caffeine?” and I riffed “it’s 8 AM somewhere!” and everybody laughed. I’m quitting this job in a month. where was this joke 2 years ago when I needed it. what’s the point of all this

[𝘬𝘦𝘯🪐 @kennyretrograde]

It’s giving SKIDS

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life except for a bunch of other times

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh okay so I just

[εϊз @itscarsondaly]

Obsessed with my 70+ old neighbor who takes my packages (to protect from thieves) and then demands a Tony Tax (a cigarette) in order to get them back