Collin Jones

the last person that asked me my opinions on egg nog regretted it

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[Loudwire @Loudwire]

Korn is BY FAR the best band named after a starchy vegetable and/or cereal grain

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

Tom Brady is definitely getting his seventh ring tonight. Ariana Grande predicted this and told us and we just doubted her

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

We are all brainwashed by the government that love exists and you have to tell your partner everything so that they can assign a spy to you and watch your entire life

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

@clarissebees Get out of my city you absolute madman

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Gallagher is a Republican member of Congress, from Wisconsin.

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

The AirPods Max trending section has two types of people:
* users with Memojis as their avi talking about what a great product it is, and unironically saying “it’s just $550”
* everybody else, talking about how ridiculous it is that a pair of headphones costs $550

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

When you’re 74 but mom still makes you sit at the kids table at Thanksgiving

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

“Apartments are Living as a Service (LaaS)”

[wint @dril]

reminder: if youre a Judge or any elected official theres still time to throw peoples votes in the trash for no reason

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

It’s only 10:00 and I can’t stop thinking about how the word “bird” doesn’t look right

[Maine @maine_gov]

ur not welcome

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

Rarely do products ship with an out-of-the-box application as robust and feature-rich as MS Paint

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

Thinking about looking for a bunch of ottomans and setting them all in my living room to create the Ottoman Empire

[Senator Angus King @SenAngusKing]

I’ve heard some of my colleagues argue we should withhold aid from states and localities because they don’t want to bail out blue states – which is flat out wrong, both factually and morally.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

@nataIee Roller coaster tycoon

[Collin Jones @CollinDJones]

@nataIee Even after statistical methods? How could you?