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[Eric @amerix]

Figures of speech that the average person can't understand,

• Irony

• Satire

• Sarcasm

• Humour

• Metaphor

• Hyperbole

Use them regularly to winnow low-IQ chaff from your life.

These can help you differentiate authentic people from cosmetic friends.

[Eric @amerix]

How can teachers be conned?

Teachers!

These are the professionals who teach our children about morals, discipline, forthrightness, patience and hard work.

In Mathematics, English literature, History, Religion and Social Studies, they teach with figures, passages, and lived stories about being cautious when investing your money.

In these subjects, they emphasise doing due diligence and educating children that you can't earn a windfall overnight.

You must work hard, consistently and patiently to earn legitimate income.

If teachers can be gullibly conned, then what is the purpose of EDUCATION?

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

If you can be playing

- Young Boys
- Bayern
- Bodo/Glimt
- PSV
- Barcelona

Those 5 alone ov2.5 every weekend(no matter how lil the odds are) and stake super high..

You’d only lose once in a month if at all.

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

If God wants to forsake you totally let your fixture against this club be either at the Amex, Vitality or G-tech community stadium for a 12:30pm early kickoff.
You’re in trouble

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Recently got a GoK job at 32, gross salary Sh 47K, with Sh 480K HELB loan, relatives and app loans amounting to Sh 150K that I must pay because I am blacklisted, I feel I may not achieve much before 40. I wish to marry by 35. How should I plan my money? - Moses

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[Eric @amerix]

Obado is daft. He is an idiot. When he was granted bail, he should have lied low like an envelope.

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

By the time you’re 30, you should have a year’s worth of your salary in retirement savings.

By 35, you should have twice your annual salary saved.

By 40, you should have three times your annual salary saved.

By 45, you should have four times your annual salary saved.

By 50, you should have six times your annual salary saved.

By 55, you should have seven times your annual salary saved.

And by 60, you should have eight times your annual salary saved.

Where are you in your journey to retirement?

[Yenze Mee @yenzemee]

She was about to become a motivational speaker, I had to save the internet

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

After university, you’ll realize that 95% of the people you called your friends were only your friends because of proximity. You lived together, saw each other every day, attended the same classes, and naturally became close.

After school, you’ll quickly realize you have absolutely nothing in common with most of them, and you’ll never speak again. Not because of any disagreement or malice, but because once the proximity is gone, so is the compatibility.

A lot of friendships were never built on genuine connection. They were just convenient.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Remember, popcorn are prepared in the same pot, in the same heat, in the same oil but they don't pop at the same time. Don't compare yourself to others. Your time to pop is coming.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

I think a man who lives in a 2BR house on a small 5 acre farm, with one or two workers, drives an old Toyota, ako na small dairy farm, grows his own food, owns a small shop at the local shopping centre where he sells his farm produce and some household items, and the wife teaches in the nearby primary school is the happiest man in this life.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Even Gashagua can be Ruto's Mole, don't be too confident. Wewe piga shuguli Yako, usiweke siasa kwa Roho.

[Aziz Mire @aziz_mire]

If Kenya's state machinery can track faceless 'cyber-criminals' to within an inch, surely it can end goonism once and for all. Unless both opposition and government see goons as political asset.

Eventually, the state and opposition will lose control of the goons.

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

This month, when money hits your bank account, simply follow the plan. Build financial discipline to exit the block.

✓Save 10% in an MMF (e-fund)
✓Use 50% on your needs & bills
✓Spend 20% on debt repayment, wants & hobbies
✓Invest 20% in sound investments for your future (dividend stocks, ETFs, fixed income funds, T-bonds, REITs)

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

5 ways to create wealth:

1. Savings: Save at least 20% of your income.

2. Investing: Allow your savings to work for you by investing it.

3. Eliminate Debt: Pay off high interest debt.

4. Invest in yourself by learning and gaining new skills.

5. Diversification: Protect your wealth by diversifying your investments.

6. Ignore get-rich-quick schemes and be patient over your strategies.

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

The next time Chelsea players will board a plane again is next season’s pre-season.

Today is their last international flight for the year, until June 2027. 😂😂

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

Today, I challenge Rigathi Gachagua to seek an appointment with the Moderator of the PCEA Church and go to him accompanied by Rev. Dorcas Rigathi and lift the Bible infront of the cameras and say the following words:

1. I, Rigathi Gachagua, do solemnly swear, that I have not made a deal with President William Ruto

2. And that I, Rigathi Gachagua, will not make any deal with President William Ruto before 10th August 2027

3. And that I, Rigathi Gachagua, ask the Almighty God to strike me with thunder and lightning if anything I have sworn while holding this Holy Bible is untrue. So help me God

Over to you my brother. I am waiting

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

The family where you come from will start fading with time.your parents might die,your siblings will be scattered allover busy with their lives with little communication and you will realize that the family that comes out of you is the most important thing in this life.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

This gentleman has a pregnant point. It's very easy to criticize but only if you're not put in the seat and asked what you can do differently. Eyes are opening.