Hays Collins🥋

Alabama fan, Texas Rangers fan, and loves Jesus

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Would probably be more depressing to go out like Egypt than just getting straight up embarrassed, so we got that going for us.🙏

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Keir Starmer is on the clock to get Quansah’s red card overturned.

[Nathan Carroll @Nathan_26_]

One of my favorite World Cup revelations is Europeans not knowing who Alaska belongs to

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Americans: offside is a stupid rule

The rest of the world: okay, but can you define a catch?

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

We bombed them into the stone age and they love America more than Massachusetts does.

[𝙰𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚢 ✭ 🐴 @GEORGEPlCK3NS]

What time do Turkey play?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

That was not the definition of a red card.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

It appears the U.S. has defeated Boznia in Santa Clara but California still needs to count the MAIL IN GOALS.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

US men’s team would’ve been cooked in the World Cup if we didn’t have birthright citizenship

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

Can the US appeal to the judge Sorsby found to rule him eligible?

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Generaitons will know it as The Asterisk

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Oh my God they just gave us an all timer excuse if we lose to Belgium

[Michael Duncan @MichaelDuncan]

The ref and the Bosnia coach can share a cell in Gitmo

[Marty @starsnstripesfc]

Get on the fucking phone to Infantino and make sure that red card gets rescinded @realDonaldTrump

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

The VAR booth for the Bosnia-USA Game is developing nuclear weapons @Israel

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

If you want to radicalize 340 million people that this game is a bunch of bullshit it would be hard to do better than today lmao.

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

Does Finebaum take calls about World Cup officiating? Because I think he might get a few.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

If Belgium has any honor they’ll bench Lukaku.