Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙

Single, disabled mum, standing up for herself and those I care4, whoever & wherever they are! #GTTO #NHSpay15 #TaxTheRich #SaveOurNHS #FreeAssange #ToryScum

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

Why as a single disabled mum am I having to use my PIP to pay rent, because I now have a spare bedroom, while we pay royals to have spare palaces stood empty? Only asking as I skip meals to do this, while MPs get subsidized meals as well as fantastic salaries! #GTTO #NotMyKing

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue.

On April 21st, the left screen moved first.

I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug.

At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy.

On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me.

At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire.

Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83.

I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags.

My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports.

The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026:

Reviewed.

That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one.

Let me show you my flags.

March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it.

March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it.

April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it.

April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it.

April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it.

That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one.

The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March.

Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012.

Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence.

Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets.

The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade.

I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email.

The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action.

One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared.

One account is a coincidence. But there were six.

Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000.

My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger.

March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes.

The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event.

The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting."

Then the White House sent the email again.

I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread.

I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated.

But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed.

Zero prosecutions.

As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations.

I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations.

The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still.

In my field, we call this price discovery.

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@starshipTARDIS So the lessons on Spanish flu were on strike days, or in service days, or teacher was out sick? Didn’t we just go through a variant of the flu, then theirs swine and bird flu, I mean surely people aren’t this stupid after 2019/2020?

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@netanyahu For someone who’s lost his close relatives he appears happy? Are we really at the hands of these idiots, who have zero compassion for anything except money!

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

So the racist grifter is looking for more money from the gullible!

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

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[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

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[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

How the hell is this disgusting specimen still driving around, let alone in flash cars, he should be licked up!

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Pulling up to my 35 million dollar Pagani penthouse in my 6 million dollar Bugatti because my 5 million dollar Pagani is in Italy being upgraded.

10 years ago, I pulled up to a shared apartment in a Mazda.

Never give up.

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@Cobratate You’re still ugly inside and out, no money can change or fix that, you’re a disgrace as a human let alone a man!

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@AndyPlumb4 Doesn’t this guy know about a tissue?! I’m 🤢 at all this snot and fake tears for himself going everywhere, al over his face and hands and god knows where he’s wiping it! He should consider using the gag to wipe his nose! 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂. You reap what you sow!

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@basilthegreat Most councils are reconsidering their Xmas decorations, lights cost a fortune to not only run but put up and remove. They must be tested, risk assessed, insurance, you name it and there’s a charge for these lights! The choice between a few twinkling lights, or bins emptied 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

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[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@JR8486411243062 @realrikkidoolan @ZeroDarkKitty He gets voted in because he gets the results, the cleaner air, the cycle lanes etc, the public demanded so he implemented. The proof is in the air, it’s cleaner years ahead of schedule, thanks to these changes!

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@realrikkidoolan A destroyed city looks like land in Gaza you imbecile, we are lucky to have the life we have, to blame it all on one person is laughable. As mayor he had targets to achieve, pollution and social access to green spaces, cycle lanes etc. He’s got the results, proof is in the air!

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

While the NHS is at breaking point, Britain's biggest pharmaceutical companies are receiving BILLIONS in tax breaks - enough is enough, sign the petition calling for Rachel Reeves to end the tax breaks for Big pharma: https://t.co/4ENPlWrAVe

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The people of Sudan are enduring unimaginable suffering - and the world is watching.

I have written to the Foreign Secretary demanding the suspension of arms sales to the UAE.

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@rich_toronto Before being debriefed, the teturned Israeli hostages spoke highly of their treatment, afterwards they had changed their story. Hence the hand over protocol changing, debrief before interviews! There were witnesses on Oct 7 that saw Israelis killed by IDF, the IDF kills anyone!

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@michaelgove No there is no equivalence you’re right, the the conflict in Gaza is so much worse, it’s been over 70 years not 5 like the holocaust! It’s been decades of death and destruction, security fencing and guards to segregate them, soldiers abusing their powers etc!

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@Israel344480345 @unclechiliman @goodfoodgal Australia had inhabitants before the white man arrived, so making it white is to turn away generations of native descendants, that’s so wrong on so many levels! Try thinking, researching, or staying off Facebook with your attitude! Your ignorance shows.

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

@SpeakWithDeeDee @MazeLove14 Banks should stop paying interest on money, in accounts held by billionaires, trillionaires if there are any, This is what’s killing the economy! That money sits there doing nothing but accrue, millions gained in a matter of moments, I’ve predicted this for so long now🤯🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[Tina “Tortured by Torys” Edmunds 💙 @CollinsEdmunds]

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[CT @con1601]

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#Sinfield #ALS #MND

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