Tom Collins

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@AthleticoMince @RealBobMortimer @profanityswan
I think Slaughters has branched their drinks menu out to the Asda...

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

When ya check the TV guide but the only thing on is Love Island 🙄👀
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@liamgallagher Who Randy Orton??

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@j0nnyc0llins @TrueAnonPod Surely this is all a joke?

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@benpartridge Never happened before the smoking ban...

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

They should do a UK based version of Love Island at this time of year.
That way instead of bikinis and swim shorts the lasses and lads would have to match up in their Moncler/North Face jackets and leggings/joggers. More healthy for body image I reckon. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

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Ant giving off strong @EdGambleComedy vibes 👀... @matthewcrosby #Imaceleb2022

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

Stay classy Hartlepool 🤦🏼‍♂️ Wonder if this is the same location as the conception... 🤣 #hartlepool #uk

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@Mac70J @ChloeAbigail96 don't ever have a go at me for spitting on the streets again 😂

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

I guess I'm just a selfish man, I have my issues but have no plan. I guess I've got the perfect life, my girlfriend would make a perfect wife. I guess there's something deep inside I need to cover, I need to hide. I guess it's hard to be a lad, can't show weakness, can't be sad

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@matthewcrosby @EdGambleComedy "draft the dodge" ??! I hope you can't sleep at night

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@ChloeAbigail96 @caitiedelaney Margot at Chedz o clock

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

In my thoughts and prayers always ❤️🙏...

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

Howayy then @samfendermusic giz the lowdown on what happened last night with J Depps??...

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

Roses are red. Violets are blue...

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@NatHempServ @jeremycorbyn @MedicalAidPal @TommyCorbyn Funny haircut that

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

Think I just found the location I was born in...

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@ChloeAbigail96 Retweet me pls...

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

Where my teessiders at??
Who's after a Port Clarence meal deal? (18+ ADULTS ONLY!)...

[Tom Collins @Collins_TJ]

@Jemimawand1 No he was the meerkat