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This year has been like going for a root canal Your tooth hurts now, you know the root canal is also going to hurt. Then you hear the Dr say, "Whoops!” And you wonder what is coming next. All we can do is hang on, hope the Novocain holds, and we come out better on the other side.

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Is that your version of walking off into the sunset Frank? You certainly have perfected the "art imitating life" thing. Nicely done. Happy #Humpday.

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What can we learn from a Prairie Dog? Not much unless we look to these furry little creatures as a model for the rest of society. They live & work together, look out for each other, protect one another from predators, & enjoy a well-organized societal structure. Have a great day.

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Speaking of crazy starts, did you know sea turtles run straight to the water upon birth? That has absolutely nothing to do with current events but we thought you may like the distraction. We certainly needed it. Have a great weekend.

Be kind to one another and be safe.

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Enjoy the sunshine Frank. We all know it may not last long. Happy #humpday

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In inclement weather don't rely on the automatic light setting to turn on your headlights. Slow down and give extra space between yourself and others. Think of driving in poor weather like sitting at the dinner table with a vampire. Keep your eye on him but don’t get too close.

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We see you have your designated driver prepped and ready to go for New Year's Eve. Very responsible Frank. Happy #Humpday my friend.

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It’s Christmas Eve. If you haven’t gotten everything done you wanted to do, it’s probably too late. As for Christmas, we wanted to update you on Santa. The @WHO has confirmed that he is virus-free & he has also been cleared by the FAA for global travel. So, that’s good news.

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You're looking good Frank. Happy #humpday or rather, Happy Christmas Eve Eve.

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Happy Friday. The sky is grey, the air is crisp, the trees are bare, and the grass is brown. All around, it is 2020 on a visual scale but with less screaming. As we move into the last week before Christmas we send you off with this cuddly dog who seems to be in the holiday spirit

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This guy. This is Colton Norsworthy. He and his Mom stopped by the PD this morning and surprised us with of a box of donuts from Kruta Bakery. Thanks Colton (and Mom), we truly appreciate it.

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Leaving your furry friends in the car while you run pop into a store for an online pickup or take out order, much like in the summer, can be hazardous to their health. Plus, if they get bored, you may come back to find the seats slobber soaked and chewed on. Nobody wants that.

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Don’t fall victim to online thieves. Fact check any email asking for money. Or passwords. Or your credit card number. Basically, anything. We send you off to the weekend with this adorable puppy photo to cheer you on your way.

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You know you can get a haircut now, don't you Frank? Happy #Humpday buddy.

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George Lacey, the third suspect in the Home Invasion and Homicide of victim Darian Woods, has been taken into custody this morning. Our thanks again go out to the @MajorCaseSTL and everyone involved in the investigation.