Derek van Flannelman

I’m blocking all the accounts that post AI slop - just my little part in keeping the world normal.

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@alphafox Get this guy’s name! I have a shed needs knocking down.

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@toMMilanello Oh, you kids are so funny!

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@AbuHafsah1 @MarinaPurkiss It’s a wonder Jason knows which end of his body the shit comes out of.

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@SkibidiOHIO676 @HunterBiden Genuinely, you’re a small-minded, fragile bint, not worthy of cleaning Hunter’s dogs ass.

Give the guy a break. What’s he done to you?

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@Gav_Griffiths You win the gold medal, the Oscar, the Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer and the Booker prize for seeking out white victimhood.

Well done, you!

(Twat)

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@Nigel_Farage £5million emergency?

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@I_amMukhtar Vile pieces of white trash. I fucking loathe these entitled twats.

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@mcampostrini60 @CafeRoubaix It’s 1/100 the status of Rob and P-R

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@CafeRoubaix BIG One Day races that Pogacar has won:

Pretty well everything.

BIG One Day races that Vingo has won:

Nothing of note.

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@RtTorrance54 @faustocoppi60 Curious to know what makes you say that? I found his performance at the Giro absolutely nothing to keep Pogacar awake at night. He should have won by 10 mins if he wants to be a pogi-killer!

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@GOPHeretic @adammocklerr Whataboutism you can see from the fucking moon!

Grow up, and argue like an adult, man!

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@RepMikeLevin @TPBlue4 Don’t forget Charles Ponzi and Bernie Madoff!

Yeah, they’re dead, but I still wouldn’t put it past the fat, orange bastard!

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@BBCNews In other news, I’m now riding my bike to work.

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@TruckerDaz93 @BBCNews Ha. Funniest thing I’ve read on Twitter today.
Well done.

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@BBCNews It’s what Netanyahu would have wanted!

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@faustocoppi60 @AvonDorian21198 @RtTorrance54 It’s shit like this that confuses the kids, Mihai!

Stop it.

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@AvonDorian21198 @faustocoppi60 @RtTorrance54 Sure, bro!

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@faustocoppi60 @RtTorrance54 No, he’s not!

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@Ailerohn @faustocoppi60 @RtTorrance54 Second in ‘91

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@faustocoppi60 and fans’ understanding.

Context means pretty well nothing in these clickbaiting times!

[Derek van Flannelman @ColnagoSam]

@faustocoppi60 Froome never won a classic - barely rode them, much like Contador. Nibali has won 3 and Vingegaard also won’t win any.
You can hype up champions, their palmares and compare the shit out of them.
But false comparisons are lazy and almost dangerous to both the author’s reputation