King Dolo

I wish every day that Marshawn Lynch could narrate my life...

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

It’s Fuck James Dolan today.
It’s Fuck James Dolan tomorrow.
It’s Fuck James Dolan if the Knicks three-peat.
It’s Fuck James Dolan forever.

Oh and your facial recognition technology sucks cuz I been calling you a cunt on the Internet for 20 years and was at Game 4 & the Sphere.

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

@PokemonCenterUS Quick question, why the fuck did you cancel my order?

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

He did catch something, just not a football 👀

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Stephen A. Smith: “We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk”

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

You're a baby back bitch

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

I am the captain now.

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

Iconic. Fuck ICE.

[Covie @covie_93]

The photographer just standing there capturing the moment is taking me out 😂😂😂

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

I can't wait to hear his opinion in the upcoming days 🤣🤣🤣

[Savanah Hernandez @Savsays]

Today would be a good day to start listening to Charlie Kirk.

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

Less than 24 hours in to the new year. At least this won't be the dumbest shit said in 2026?

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

Your wife helped write the charter for a literal worldwide terrorist organization, the Muslim Brotherhood. It spawned Hamas.

If you’re worried about the country, worry about the ideology that wants to execute Jews in the streets and throw people like me off buildings.

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

Blow it out your ass, you raggedy old fuck

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

You sure about that OPS?

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Congrats to Jeff Kent on being elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame on the Contemporary Era Ballot!

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

@ericadamsfornyc How did you record this without Netanyahu's dick in your mouth?

That's just impressive.

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

There is nothing “progressive” about leaving people to freeze in makeshift encampments. It harms residents and dehumanizes the very people who need help.

New Yorkers should call on Mayor-Elect @ZohranKMamdani to reconsider this policy.

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

Tell me you have CTE without telling me you have CTE

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Native Americans/liberals hating on Thanksgiving shows your stupidity.

Tell me a point in that time period were after you were conquered by a nation you were given a nation, money, preserved culture/history, protection?

We set the bar for human rights. America #1

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

@SenJohnKennedy why do you look like you're rotting?

[John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy]

An operative reportedly leading Zohran Mamdani's transition is a blatant antisemite who thinks Israel is a “cancer which will be eliminated very soon.”

Why aren’t more Democrats calling out the rot within their party?

https://t.co/fn9pb9nE87

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

SYBAU. Didn't you lose?

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

Chanting ‘Globalize the Intifada,’ and calling to ‘make them scared’ outside Park East Synagogue isn’t activism — it’s open incitement and intimidation.

No cause justifies terror-glorifying rhetoric or targeting Jewish communities. If we don’t call this out clearly and unequivocally it will persist and we cannot stand for it.

https://t.co/fiJEJz8vHL

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

Progress happened.

Throat is dry just looking at this.....

[Modern History @modernhistory]

1960s girls. Not fat, not covered in tattoos, no phones.

what happened?

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

Here are @KutterIsKing 2025 stats

Third in AL East division 😭😭😭😭😭
Less wins than the Yankees 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
Eliminated by Yankees 😲😲😲🙀
Shutout by a rookie in elimination game 😱
Lost CY Young 💯💯💯💯
Wrong about mvp voting 😳😳😳

What a magnificent run

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

@smittee Idk why you're surprised. Ben's mouth has been glued to Ohtani's package from the jump.

[MLB @MLB]

Aaron Judge is MVP again!

It’s back-to-back AL MVPs for The Captain!

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

Correct. Brisket > Turkey

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Controversial take: Brisket should be the meat of Thanksgiving, not Turkey.

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

Good thing it's not your era anymore 🤣

[Michael Franzese @MichaelFranzese]

COSA NOSTRA of my era - 60’s, 70’s, 80’s…. Would NOT be happy with Mamdani as Mayor! Cosa Nostra is not Marxist or socialist. We would have not allowed him to be elected. Agree? Disagree? Weigh in!!

[King Dolo @ColoDolo13]

But can YOU pack up and go?

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

Win or lose — we stay standing. 💪

Zoron Mandami, you’re the mayor now. You work for us.
New York bends but it don’t break.
Jews — don’t run, don’t hide, don’t pack up out of fear.
Stay loud, stay proud, stay here.
We’ve been through worse — and we’re not going anywhere. 🗽✡️