Ramón Barrios Láscar

Colombian, math, software engineering, with a spanish degree on AI and on big data

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@german_ricaurte toca que te quejes con la gerente, porque eso de “alcalde” es simbólico

[Aᥒdy Rock @AndyMamerto]

Con los fondos privados, pensionarse exige acumular 330 salarios mínimos: más de $570 millones.

Quien gana entre 1 y 2 mínimos tendría que cotizar más de 50 años, SIN PARAR.

¿Sistema pensional o negocio imposible?
Los fondos privados no fueron hechos para pensionar.

[Miguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉 @migueldeicaza]

This is a massive scandal in Latin America right now - the woman survives the shooting recorded on video and then from her hospital bed spills the beans on the right wing influence operation.

After the guy got put in jail, bot farms/likes have a precipitous fall - and they rush to sell his assets on Friday from jail to shield the operation partner.

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@JorgeATovar @ABDELAESPRIELLA Este señor cree que el presidente De La Espriella está para cosas nimias como los límites de velocidad. E; presidente está para cosas más importantes, como repartir balones, por ejemplo

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@dhidalgo65 @Bogota @SectorMovilidad @OpinionET Muestren las estadísticas de accidentalidad del antes y después, no sé dónde estén.

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@rosseane25 Que en numerosos vertebrados, incluyendo los homo sapiens eso no es 100 % cierto

[Thought Criminal @rebelrunner66]

@haugejostein China has not spent generations literally murdering people by the millions...

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@tunguz Better no print FOUR $10B bills

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@medussa3333 @carlosmpat @CaracolRadio @ODBenavidesA @jsanchezcristo ¿Sabes que eso es calumnia? ¡Ojalá te ganes tu proceso por calumniadora!

CC @ODBenavidesA

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@MarceLaALarcon @CarlosFGalan @SectorMovilidad @titanplazacc Es posible que sea un discapacitado cognitivo

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@TomasCarvan @heidy_up “ha ayudado”

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@TomasCarvan @heidy_up Seis cientos treinta y dos mil millones de pesos en plantas desalinizadoras. Si eso no ayudado entonces no se me ocurre cómo más.

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@ColombiaOscura Ojalá alguien ayude con el proceso de impugnación

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@miguelgutierce Hay denuncias y demandas por el uso de los emblemas patrios como propaganda y proselitismo político pero, como siempre, LA RAMA JUDICIAL NO SE MUEVE

[otto @leanmorb14]

@heidy_up Gracias mi presidente

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@TomasCarvan @heidy_up Pareces imbécil haciendo creer a la gente que fue el gobierno el que hizo eso cuando todos sabemos que no.

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@weareDMNTRs ¿Ya no es Satan666?

[Ramón Barrios Láscar @ColombianUser]

@skatox @ezronald Un par de cosas: Un mac ES una workstation RISC, ya que tiene procesador RISC y corre Unix certificado.
¿porqué no usas Terraform o Ansible para lo que haces?

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

The CEO recently hired a certified Scrum Master to transition the entire company to Agile methodologies.

In the year of 2026.....lol

She wears a lot of brightly colored cardigans and uses the word "blocker" like it's a punctuation mark.

She cornered me in the breakroom and demanded to know why my IT department has 0 story points logged for the current sprint.

She pulled up a JIRA board with my name attached to exactly nothing.

I took a deep breath and looked at her with genuine pity.

I told her that Agile frameworks are structurally incompatible with highly deterministic infrastructure topologies.

She frowned and asked how we measure our velocity.

I explained that velocity is a metric for software development, whereas IT infrastructure operates on a paradigm of silent stasis.

I told her that if she ever sees my team logging story points, it means we have been breached and we're actively fighting a multi-vector intrusion.

I said that our productivity is measured exclusively by the absence of catastrophic events.

I used the phrase "asynchronous void management."

She looked at her JIRA board, looked at me, and asked how she was supposed to document what we're working.

I told her that forcing my department to articulate our daily operations creates a meta-layer of administrative latency.

I said that verbalizing our network patches introduces cognitive buffer overflows that jeopardize the entire active directory.

She closed her laptop and apologized for compromising the structural integrity of our network.

She actually categorized my entire department as a "protected legacy silo" in her report.

I'm completely exempt from all company-wide planning meetings for the rest of the year.

I spent the entirety of my newly freed schedule watching 8 hours of a guy restoring a rusted 1970s tractor on YouTube.

Agile is a disease invented by people who want to feel busy.

My job is to ensure nothing happens, ever, and I'm the most efficient man in this building.

[neyi kaybettiğini hatırla @neyikaybettik]

“Ordunuz yok, o yüzden sizin ordunuz olmaya karar verdik”

En meşhur ve en deneyimli Fransız avukatlardan biri olan Gilles Devers, Siyonist varlığın Filistinlilere karşı işlediği suçlardan dolayı dava açmak için sadece 10 gün içinde dünyanın her kıtasından bir avukat ordusu topladı.

Devers’in topladığı Liste farklı milletlerden ve dinlerden 300 avukatı geçti ve daha fazlasının katılmasına hala açık.
Usta avukat Giles Devers işgalci İsrail’ i karanlık bir gelecekle tehdit etti ve Filistinlilere şöyle seslendi:

-"Sizi savunacak kimseniz yoktu ama artık uluslararası ve ulusal mahkemelerde sizi savunacak bir ordunuz var."