Matthew T

Director, Compositor, Mographer, Producer, DOP, Photographer, Author, Code dabbler and movie fan.

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

@flynnslick Dark Blue

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@TheHorrorMaster Nice. Thanks John. Merry Christmas to you!

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

Knower dropped an early Christmas present.
https://t.co/8y3Iq1zcKj

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Just learnt Danny Boyle produced Alan Clarke's Elephant. Mind blown.

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

I don't care. This is the cutest thing ever.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Timothée Chalamet making a surprise appearance at his look-alike contest in NYC.

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

Sad to hear about Maggie Smith's passing. The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie is a classic role/performance for the ages. RIP

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

RIP Gena Rowlands. Unforgettable performer. Certainly one of the best.

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

Fortunately, for the sake of schoolboy humour, there's really only one way this name could be read.

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

@DD_Geopolitics Dude is up against a massive narcissist, the shit they talk would drive anyone up the non-existent wall. You cannot debate them.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Folks, I might not walk as easily or talk as smoothly as I used to.

I might not debate as well as I used to.

But what I do know is how to tell the truth.

[manic proxy freak show @ProxyFreak]

Finding out the actual Elon Musk hates his chinese doppelganger Yi Long Ma makes it so much funnier cause just look at how absolutely goofy this guy is I fucking love him

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

Yet David Cameron remained in frontline duty...

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

Surely, the question on everyone's lips right now is just what hair products are Rishi, Keir and Jingping using?

[troovus @troovus]

Labour’s manifesto launch

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

@GeorgeTakei Narcissism

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

@parazoner There is that one of the cat in the bed with the human, where it "grows"(?) a 2nd left leg!

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

@parazoner You've seen this though, right?
https://t.co/I9hYeOm3kz

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

TBF Starmer *is* (certainly close) to the worst of politics.

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

@sameerberry @ShowcaseCinemas I'm guessing because they are. Their upper floor women's toilets @ShowcaseCinemas have been out of order every time I've visited in the past 6 months. Shameful behaviour to treat their customers with such contempt, don't even get me started on ableism too!

[Matthew T @ColonelMandrake]

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