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@RealFranzMartin @zjlaing @ESPNRefNHL Is there a reason you used an oval and not a circle to represent the puck?

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@clahanna @wyshynski Tkachuks

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@HanumanWelch @TheWapplehouse Or Idiocracy

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@WhiteHouse Wow I just can't believe how fucking dumb you people are

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@SACO_on_X @MickWest @MvonRen @RemindMe_OfThis 10 years

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@MAPESAMOSES037 @nhlburnerboi Thanks ChatGPT!

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@jereloikkanenn @MLarkinHockey @j4mpp1 Hmm, well pretty tough for me to argue with "if something that didn't happen had happened, something else that didn't happen wouldn't have happened". Enjoy your thought experiment I guess.

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@EinarH_ @jereloikkanenn @MLarkinHockey @j4mpp1 It's also absolutely shocking to me that Europeans, who somehow manage to watch fucking soccer, are suddenly so upset about "embellishment"

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@EinarH_ @jereloikkanenn @MLarkinHockey @j4mpp1 "Embellishment" is for tripping, or cross-checking, or roughing. Going down too easily on incidental contact. High sticking is *always* a penalty if the stick makes contact. It would only be embellishment if the stick didn't actually hit him and he went down anyway.

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@nhlburnerboi You kind of get used to it after a while. And it makes it more fun to watch the men!

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@wyshynski @domluszczyszyn God you Americans are just terrified, hey? Did you really want to win the gold by beating Finland? I guess that tracks...

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@jereloikkanenn @MLarkinHockey @j4mpp1 Did the stick hit him in the face? Yes or no?

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@nothowyouhoped @milks_teeth Because professional referees are impartial

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@EmergencyBK Are there really countries where brake lights don't exist? Weird.

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@MarkDivver @citchmook Glad to see the Olympics is creating new hockey fans! Keep watching! It doesn't take too long to figure out the rules.

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@Brodes81 "offsides"

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@choicefortruth @TreborBeingGood @JamesTate121 "..my generation all recovered from easily"

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@choicefortruth @JamesTate121 No they didn't

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@usahockey Probably all a bunch of Trump-lovers

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@CambXI @MarcPDumont Good old Klinksy. Lot a lot of Oilers' goalies recently, I think he got a raw deal from the fans.