Colonel Dewayne Smith

Father and Kentucky Colonel. Bonafide but never certified. Enthusiast of awful vehicles and shiny tools.

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Today’s listening pleasure.

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@SneedMaxx I think we should skip straight to capital punishment. Tried and convicted by lunch, dead before dark.

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Another case of ‘ain’t that something’ I seen today.

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I may have bought a $600 set of metric ratcheting wrenches from the Snap-On man today, but I got my woman a pair of pink Snap-On scissors so it’s all good.

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Ain’t that something.

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@SneedMaxx Use a Victon Energy unit. Junk.

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@SneedMaxx No, no. Your sticker was $5,000 and you got a free tool cart.

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@EricMTerrill1 I have a titanium elbow.

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@SneedMaxx Amateur.

Unless you need a helmet, you’re not on my level of head thumps.

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@BenMcCulley Thanks for sharing that absolute faggotry.

I forget some people are genuinely retarded.

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@agucciverse This one?

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That’s it. I’m switching back to a flip phone.

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I have a strong urge to return to a flip phone.

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@longhunter09 It’s a mystery lost to time then.

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@dr4c4h That used to be the selling point of Apple products - no ads or bloatware.

Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave.

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Pfizer reportedly has a new “safe and effective” Lyme disease vaccine designed to prevent infections from tick bites, per Dr. Marc Siegel.

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@AlexEdgerton @Spottyroo If that is what it takes to remove iPads from cars, so be it.

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