Colonial Hot Takes

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We all know @DICKS House of Sports should just be called SuperDicks. Everyday you delay is just prolonging the inevitable. Give us #superdicks

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Few moments captured the growing frustration with British rule quite like the Boston Tea Party of 1773.

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Crossing a river in december sounded way easier when george pitched it in the group chat

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@bayraktar_1love

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really starting to think we should've put more instructions on the liberty bell

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Learning was a mistake

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@DocStrangelove2 Me when the endless shrimp at Red Lobster suddenly ends

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250 years of straight bangers

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@elonmusk All the AI projections show we need more data centers. But can we trust AI to tell us that? Who (or what) is actually telling us to build more data centers? We need AI because they have AI, and they need AI because we have AI? hmm

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@sentdefender Here to believe this man runs all of CENTCOM

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@sentdefender Here to believe this man runs all of CENTCOM

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JD Vance is about to announce his Marriage to Erika Kirk. Some say it's the only reason he went to Pakistan.

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@GMJobitti @vxunderground Not again!

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Both bomber pilots and tree huggers watching Trump drop a nuke on Iran and undoing all their work.

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So far the Trump Administration's best argument for keeping Iran's oil

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BREAKING: SCOTUS hears arguments on the “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe clause." justices reportedly debating whether precedent should be based on constitutional law or “whoever the rhyme lands on.”

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@sentdefender Couldn't be a worse time for an April Fools post

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@MalcolmNance *Fayettenam

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Ice taking over security at the airport literally just writes it's own memes
https://t.co/0JugTh1rmr