Clint VanDyne

Husband. Father. Blessed. Big time fan of Denver Broncos and Notre Dame football, Denver Nuggets and Iowa basketball and St. Louis Cardinals baseball

[Clint VanDyne @ColoradoKid143]

Jake Paul when he sees an 80 year old retired boxing champ.

https://t.co/xieTyGYVse

[Raven @raven_brah]

My wife pointing out the red light even though I already started breaking 10 seconds ago

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

I replied: "No."

She responded: "How about now?"

[Clint VanDyne @ColoradoKid143]

@CovertTw @Xfinity @XfinitySupport @ATT Finally got a response but took over 24 hours 😂

[Clint VanDyne @ColoradoKid143]

Used @Xfinity since 2013. Always reasonably priced. But suddenly, my "loyalty" discount got cut in 1/2 with no warning/reason, other 1/2 falling off next month, so my service is doubling while they offer 5 yr lock. @XfinitySupport offered very little. Who should I switch to?

[Clint VanDyne @ColoradoKid143]

@CovertTw @Xfinity @XfinitySupport @ATT May have to look into them since @XfinitySupport said to DM them then didn't even respond

[Clint VanDyne @ColoradoKid143]

@XfinitySupport I did

[John Massingale @JohnMassingale4]

“Notre Dame hand-picks easy opponents”

ND has played as many or more ranked opponents in the CFP era than

Florida
South Carolina
USC
Clemson
Texas
Michigan
Miami
Texas A&M
Penn State

[Brooklyn Guy @BrooklynGuyNBA]

Fizeram um compilado com todos os “Sombor Shuffle”, o famoso arremesso do Jokic que deixa todo defensor incrédulo

[Brooklyn Guy @BrooklynGuyNBA]

A reação do Wemby aqui diz tudo

Você é incrível Victor, mas na sua frente está o pivô mais genial da história

Não é fácil enfrentar um dos 10 jogadores de basquete mais talentosos de todos os tempos

[Clint VanDyne @ColoradoKid143]

This is great

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday

Actual letter

In an envelope

With a stamp

In 2026

The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day

The fine is $50

I checked my Ring camera

The truck came at 7:03am

I brought the can in at 7:14am

11 minutes

$50

That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility

My therapist charges $250 an hour

That's $4.17 per minute

My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy

I looked at the letter again

It was signed by the HOA president

Her name is Karen

Of course it is

I know this woman

She lives four houses down

She still has Christmas lights up

It's March

I know because I drive past them twice a day

And because that's what I do

I checked the HOA bylaws

All 47 pages

Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday

Her lights have been up for 97 days

I went to the HOA meeting

Tuesday night

7pm

In a church basement

Folding chairs

Fruit platter that nobody touched

Seven people showed up

Four of them were on the board

The other three were there to complain

I was there to read

My wife came with me

She didn't want to

But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news"

I brought my legal pad

Karen called the meeting to order

She talked about community standards

She talked about property values

She talked about the importance of curb appeal

From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March

I raised my hand

She said "we'll take questions at the end"

I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order."

She looked at me

I opened my legal pad

I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months."

The room was quiet

One of the other three complainers said "he's right"

The board members looked at each other

Karen said "that's a separate issue"

I said "it's the same bylaws"

She said "we'll review it"

I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights."

My wife looked at the ceiling

Some things never change

Karen said "I think we should move on"

I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do."

Nobody laughed

I wasn't joking

I paid the $50

Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill

But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone

So I filed a formal complaint about the lights

With photos

Timestamped

Funny how surveillance works both ways

The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence

She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period

I'll let her do the math

Or I'll do it for her

Because that's what I do

Make common sense common again

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

"H'es probably my favorite player to watch and I think he's the best player in the world"

- Caitlin Clark on Nikola Jokic

[Clint VanDyne @ColoradoKid143]

@Matt_Lounsberry I mean, there's literally an IU campus in South Bend, IUSB....

[J5 Sports @J5_Sports1]

Here are just a couple of notable programs that have UNQUESTIONABLY easier schedules than Notre Dame next year:
- Penn State
- Texas Tech
- Miami
- Indiana

Where is the outrage over these schedules??

Or is it that everyone just has an irrational hatred of Notre Dame because we’re the only program that can pull off independence?

[Clint VanDyne @ColoradoKid143]

@Matt_Lounsberry I'm not saying this bc we lost, but did you see the Denver game??? That wasn't football. That was a mess. Higher propensity for injury, just ugly football. Wouldn't you rather talent be showcased over elements?

[Jon “JR” Rhoades @jrs_rankings]

The SEC has not increased its number of ranked teams from the preseason AP Poll to the final AP Poll for 7 straight years now.

2019: 6 to 5
2020: 7 to 4
2021: 5 to 5
2022: 6 to 6
2023: 6 to 6
2024: 9 to 7
2025: 10 to 7

Maybe they should stop ranking more than 6 SEC teams in the preseason.

[Mike Singer @MikeTSinger]

This happened the last time Indiana lost a football game ⤵️😅

[MJD @Baltimore_MJD]

I’ve watched this video countless times and I’ve come to one conclusion…

If you think this is a catch by Cooks you either don’t know ball or you’re a Bills fan. There’s no other explanation.

[Carter Dillon @CarterDillonNFL]

Seeing PLENTY of officiating discourse on the TL so here's my two cents.

-1st play. Beginning of the drive that ended in the McMillian INT which I believe was ruled 100% correctly. Pretty clear hold on DJ Jones that *possibly* could've been ruled in the end zone as a safety ending the game.
-2nd play. First DPI on game winning drive. Very clear roughing the passer on Bosa which would've been a -2 yard difference if the DPI wasn't called.
-3rd play. Ending the game with yellow is never fun but very clear DPI with White being early and pulling Mims' left arm down before the ball arrives.

Refs didn't hand this win to Denver by any stretch of imagination.

[Zack Kelberman @KelbermanNFL]

Bo Nix:

- 4,210 passing yards (including playoffs)
- 33 total touchdowns
- AFC West title
- No. 1 seed
- AFC Championship appearance

THANK YOU, BO 🙏